Okay, so you might have opened this article because of its weird topic, expecting to see a set of clockwork teeth jumping out of the screen, perhaps. But, despite the title sounding a bit kooky, you would never have thought about how punny and hilarious teeth can be! We didn’t expect it either, but once we found out about this glorious dental jokes category, we couldn’t believe the gold mine of fun that we found! So, no matter if you are a dentist, a dental technician, or just a regular person, these dental jokes are sure to bemuse you with their wit. Be as it may, most of us have teeth, and that’s one point of relatability that surely resonates.
These jokes will come clickety-clacking at you with the fun they are carrying, and they will bite you with the sharp puns they employ. No buck-toothed amusement here, but only awesome jokes to parade your pearly whites while reading! A galore of relatable jokes you have no idea you needed in your life! A compendium of amusement that’s as sharp in the wit as a kitten’s canines! A true old-school delight that we’ve just unearthed.
So, before we all start getting a bit long in the tooth, let’s end this banter and skip right to these dentist jokes just a bit further down. Read them, enjoy them, and have fun with them, but don’t forget to vote for the best ones! After this is all well and done, share these dental jokes with anyone who might have teeth and relate. So, basically, everyone!
#1 Absolute unit of tooth pics
What do dentists call the x-rays they take of patients’ teeth?
Tooth pics.
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#2 Plot twist: phone fears cavities too
Why did the smartphone go to the dentist?
It had a Bluetooth.
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#3 When Your Smile Hides the Struggle
Depression in dentists is a serious dental illness.
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#4 Math teacher’s worst nightmare
If a kid has 25 candy bars and they eat 22 of them, what do they have?
Cavities.
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#5 Sweetest bite ever
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
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#6 Dentists Deserve a Little Sweetness Too
Why should you be kind to your dentist?
Because they have fill-ings too.
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#7 Where Smiles Go to Retire
What’s the most popular state for dentists to move to when they retire?
Fluorida.
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#8 Bet you weren’t expecting that career plot twist
Patient: What did you do before you became a dentist?
Dentist: I was in the Army.
Patient: What did you do in the Army?
Dentist: I was a drill sergeant.
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#9 Toothfully Yours
What do dentists call their tupperware?
Retainers!
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#10 Priorities > Pain, Apparently
Dentist: Can you please help me? Scream as loud as you can, like you’re in a lot of pain.
Patient: Why? My tooth isn’t hurting this time.
Dentist: Because there are many patients in the waiting room, and I don’t want to miss the game!
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#11 That escalated quickly, but hey, a deal’s a deal
A man goes to the dentist to ask how much it would be to pull a tooth. “$100,” said the dentist. “Oh, that’s expensive,” said the main. “Do you have anything cheaper?” “That’s the normal price for an extraction,” said the dentist. The man thinks about it, “what about if you don’t use the anesthetic?” “Well, that would be unusual, but we could do that. It would be about $75.” The man thinks some more. “What about if you used a trainee and no anesthetic?” “Well,” said the dentist, ”I think that could work, but it would be a lot more painful. I think that would be about $35.” The man thought some more. “That’s still a lot. What if you make it a training session with a student doing the extraction, and the other students can watch?” The dentist says, “Ok, that would be good for the students, but it will be traumatic to have it done that way. I’ll charge you $5 for that.” “Great,” said the man. “That’s perfect. Can I book my wife for her appointment on Wednesday?
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#12 Biting Off More Than They Can Chew
Who’s job is the most dangerous in Transylvania?
The dentist who works on Dracula.
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#13 Trust issues, even with dentists
My dentist asked me to open up, but I don’t know him well enough to confide in him.
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#14 Finally, a compliment from the dentist
What did the dentist say to a golfer with a cavity?
You have a hole in one.
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#15 Guess I’ll Be Late Again
What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
Toothhurty (2:30).
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#16 Teeth on the Move, Who Knew?
Why do teeth move?
Shift happens.
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#17 Guess who’s not flossing tonight
What are the six most dreaded words in the world?
"The dentist will see you now."
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#18 Rooting for the real MVP
Why does the dental staff go to the dentist with their problems?
Because she gets right to the root of things.
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#19 Dark side, meet bright smile
Why did the Storm Trooper want his teeth whitened?
To get rid of the dark side.
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#20 Well, That Escalated Quickly
What’s one word you never want to hear from your dentist?
Oops.
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