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134 Death Puns That Might Tickle Your Fancy
Funny,JokesMAY 18, 2022

134 Death Puns That Might Tickle Your Fancy

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What is dead shall never die, and since a written word was never alive, then that means it has the potential to live forever. And you know what kind of written word might just have the best aging potential? Yes, you are absolutely right, for it is puns! But what if those clever puns are about death? For sure, it’s a double whammy of eternal living! So, here we are with our list that has no expiration date, being full of only the best death puns.
Surely, death puns, as a topic, might sound quite grim, but trust us that fun always has a way to sneak right in, even in inherently morbid topics. After all, we are all going to die, so why not meet the scythe with a smile and greet it with a silly pun. That might just up your life expectancy; who knows.
But, that’s probably enough to ponder, so let’s just go and wonder at our collection of the best dark puns that we’ve sourced from all over the internet. And you won’t need to scroll down six feet under to find them, for they are just about six pixels down. The commodity! Once you are there, do not forget to vote for the best death jokes, and, uhm, share this article with your friends? 

#1 Gary’s Last Mic Drop

At the boss’ funeral, a disgruntled employee kneeled next to the coffin and whispered, “Who’s thinking outside the box now, Gary?”
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#2 Not exactly my vibe, honestly

I hate going to funerals because I’m not a mourning person.
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43points

#3 Wordplay so deadly it’s criminal

Pun enters a room and kills 10 people. Pun in, ten dead.
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39points

#4 When collabs get too literal

My music partner died while we were writing a new song. I guess he's now decomposing.
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30points

#5 Guess Science Forgot This Step

Autopsies are a dying practice.
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27points

#6 Plot twist: Leaving clues in your will

A will is a dead giveaway.
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27points

#7 Well, That Escalated Quickly

The only thing worse than “checking in” at a funeral is tagging the person in the coffin.
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27points

#8 Plot twist: Death’s got mad pillow skills

Never challenge Death to a pillow fight! Unless you are ready to handle the reaper cushions.
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24points

#9 Dead serious about digital cash

What’s a corpse’s favorite currency? Cryptocurrency.
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22points

#10 Plot twist or bad pun?

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. The details are sketchy.
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22points

#11 Classic Pun Energy

Why do ghosts ride the elevator? To lift their spirits.
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21points

#12 Dark Humor’s Final Boss

Corpses aren’t very funny—they’re dead serious.
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21points

#13 Lifelong Learner, Even Afterlife

The mortician still takes classes, wanting to further her dead-ucation.
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19points

#14 Plot Twist: Job Outlook’s Grim

Being a funeral director is a dying profession.
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18points

#15 When History Drinks Too Hard

The Bourbonic Plague is probably the most likely Black Death version that would hit any person with alcoholic abuse.
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#16 Deadly commitment to fibbing

What does a liar do after he dies? He lies still!
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#17 Dark Humor Levels: Expert Mode

Let’s put the fun back in funeral.
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#18 Well, At Least Someone Delivered

Thanks to our funeral director for being the last person to let us down.
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#19 Living the Orchard Dream

As an orchard grower, he enjoyed a fruitful life.
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16points

#20 Plot twists or plot holes?

The story was about a funeral, but the plot had holes in it.
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15points
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