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“Oops That’s Deadly”: 50 Clueless People Who Have Everyone Wondering How They Are Still Alive

“Oops That’s Deadly”: 50 Clueless People Who Have Everyone Wondering How They Are Still Alive

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Every day, we face risk. Of course, the amount can vary: a firefighter who also does base jumping on their time off and an office worker who likes to knit lead radically different lives. But the possibility that something might go wrong is always there, whether we know it or not.
The subreddit 'Oops, That's Deadly' invites everyone to post pictures of people interacting with extremely dangerous animals, plants, and other objects without realizing the threat
And based on the submissions, it's clear that some of us have zero survival instincts.

#1 Had Both My Bathrooms Flooded With Poison Gas

Had Both My Bathrooms Flooded With Poison Gas
Yes so I live in Turkey currently and my house has a septic tank, and apparently a government worker came by to check it because we have had way too many mosquitoes this year, and apparently there were thousands of them in there and he freaked out and pumped an unnamed horrible dense oily gas poison into my septic tank.
Bathrooms here have a drain in the floor so that when you're cleaning it you can just squeegee the water right into the drain. And houses with septic tanks, it's assumed that you will be using said drain on a frequent basis so that there is a water lock keeping nasty methane smells and also in this case poison gas from seeping up into your house. But I don't use it so that s**t came right in.
An hour after this was done, my amazing teammate of a cat woke me up and let me know there was a problem. The air purifier in my sitting room was going insane, and there was this dense horrible chemical smell as I left my curtained bedroom.
I immediately aired out the area, but this stuff is so persistent that some of it hung around underneath my bed and I had to use a two fan combo to get it out in the middle of the night. Same deal for my downstairs bathroom, both my bathrooms just have one small window for ventilation and that's it. I actually had to take care of the downstairs bathroom the next morning and the gas was still there.
So yeah, thanks for letting me ramble, hope I don't get cancer, hope my cats don't get cancer. I'm glad those mosquitoes are gone though, the biggest among them were a solid centimeter long and they would shake off being smacked, you have to roll them to break their wings and legs or they get back up and keep flying while flipping you off.
Here's a photo of my 13-year-old kitty Cutie, who let me know there was something going on. I rescued him 3 years ago and I adore him so so much. The best boy
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134points

#2 A Small Mistake Right?

A Small Mistake Right?
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Prior to the Industrial Revolution, some of the biggest threats were posed by "natural" phenomena: fires could burn down not just your home but the entire city and infectious diseases weren't yet curbed by vaccines. To avoid them, people largely relied on their own experience — as well as the experiences of others.

But as technology advanced, the risks also proliferated. Mines, factories, and other "dirty" workplaces were hotbeds of danger. And it's not like there was a huge emphasis on safety control. But with time, states began gathering data about accidents.

According to Arwen Mohun, a history professor at the University of Delaware and author of Risk: Negotiating Safety in American Society, it was collected to make an argument that you should pay attention to this kind of risk and that the government should step in and try to manage the risk.

The first widely collected data was about public health and about workplace accidents because those were both big political issues. The numbers were meant to shift people's perceptions of risk.

#3 I Don’t Think That’s A Pet, You Shouldn’t Invite It Into Your Car

I Don’t Think That’s A Pet, You Shouldn’t Invite It Into Your Car
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100points

#4 Safe To Say I Switched Lanes Immediately After This Photo…

Safe To Say I Switched Lanes Immediately After This Photo…
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88points

#5 This Person Glued Rocks And Crystals To Their Steering Wheel Airbag Effectively Making A Claymore That Points Directly At Their Face And Chest

This Person Glued Rocks And Crystals To Their Steering Wheel Airbag Effectively Making A Claymore That Points Directly At Their Face And Chest
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But these days, even though data and statistics are plentiful, mass media is so hell-bent on fearmongering that it also affects what we consider to be safe and not, and suddenly, you might be having nightmares about shark attacks even if you live in a desert.

In the United States, for example, violent crime has been plummeting for decades and air travel is as safe as it’s ever been, but in 2023, 40 percent of Americans said they felt unsafe walking home alone at night — the highest rate since 1993 — and research also suggests that Gen Z sees more risk around them than other generations.

#6 Lake Algae. Rip

Lake Algae. Rip
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#7 Seen On Fb- Luckily The Person Receiving The Fish Recognized The Issue, But The Packagers Clearly Didn’t!

Seen On Fb- Luckily The Person Receiving The Fish Recognized The Issue, But The Packagers Clearly Didn’t!
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68points

#8 The "Snow" In The Wizard Of Oz Movie Was 100% Pure Asbestos

The "Snow" In The Wizard Of Oz Movie Was 100% Pure Asbestos
68points

#9 Saw This Winner Parked At The Gas Station. And Yes, All 4 Looked Like This

Saw This Winner Parked At The Gas Station. And Yes, All 4 Looked Like This
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This mismatch between what the evidence says is risky and the appropriate level of fear is what researchers call the risk perception gap.

And the interesting thing is, when our fears don’t match the evidence, the gap becomes a risk all by itself.

For instance, vaccine skeptics who fear the side effects create a greater risk of illness by forgoing the shots, since their anxieties are simply centered around the wrong thing.

#10 Finally Found Where My Lint Trap Is

Finally Found Where My Lint Trap Is
Lived in my apartment for 3 years and ignorantly thought I didn't have a lint trap in my dryer. Found out it's under the handle on the top of it, but since it was hard to pull up, I figured it was something else and I didn't want to break it and get management mad at me. Finally figured out that if I pull it towards me, it'll come out. Got lucky today. So glad I got some radioactively bright red towels that clogged the inside of my dryer and proved to me that I do indeed have a lint trap I need to manually clean.
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#11 Never Eat A Wild Carrots. This Is Hemlock

Never Eat A Wild Carrots. This Is Hemlock
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#12 The Guy That Mows My Lawn Sends Me Snake Pics When He Finds Them So I Can ID For Him. He Sends Me This Today

The Guy That Mows My Lawn Sends Me Snake Pics When He Finds Them So I Can ID For Him. He Sends Me This Today
I told him he’s insane and to not pick snakes up if he can’t ID them. Also he’s extremely lucky lol. Lord have mercy the man thought it was a ball python!!!
64points

#13 Cuddling A Copperhead, What Could Go Wrong? Stolen From A Facebook Group

Cuddling A Copperhead, What Could Go Wrong? Stolen From A Facebook Group
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Before we judge people in the pictures, wondering how dumb they must be for not realizing the amount of mess they've gotten themselves into, we have to understand that out internal "protection system" is pretty flawed.

A wealth of information we have available online, at our fingertips, may seem beneficial in that it allows us to learn about and protect against dangers, but there are only so many numbers we can process.

Gabriel Rubin, a professor of justice studies at Montclair State University, tells Vox we're simply not built for all of this data, so our brain tries to keep us alive by emphasizing certain things through our emotions. It's yelling, "This is scary. You should sway away!"

#14 Tourismts In Chernobyl, Sitting In An Excavator Claw Used After The Disaster. (It Has Deadly Levels Of Radiation)

Tourismts In Chernobyl, Sitting In An Excavator Claw Used After The Disaster. (It Has Deadly Levels Of Radiation)
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#15 Casually Letting Your Kid Pick Up One Of The World’s Deadliest Creatures

Casually Letting Your Kid Pick Up One Of The World’s Deadliest Creatures
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#16 Man Thinks Animal Is Burrowing Next To His New AC Unit

Man Thinks Animal Is Burrowing Next To His New AC Unit
It's a sinkhole.
60points

#17 Just Why?!?

Just Why?!?
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That being said, some of us are also more susceptible to misjudging the situation.

Overconfidence is a cognitive bias where we overestimate our abilities or knowledge and incorrectly assume that we are better, wiser, or more capable than we are.

It can seriously affect our behavior and ability to predict success and accurately weigh risk.

#18 My Parents Came Back Home To This. Almost Burned Their House Down With This Concave Mirror

My Parents Came Back Home To This. Almost Burned Their House Down With This Concave Mirror
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#19 Last Image Of Arthur Bitencourt (7) On August 3 2023 In Paraná, Brazil

Last Image Of Arthur Bitencourt (7) On August 3 2023 In Paraná, Brazil
The boy jumped into a pile of limestone on the side of the road. Shortly after his father took this photo, Arthur collapsed and passed away due to being poisoned from the dust.
60points

#20 Woman Taking Selfie Gets Too Close To Bison At Yellowstone

Woman Taking Selfie Gets Too Close To Bison At Yellowstone
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