69 Exact Moments When People Saw Just How Dumb Their Partner Was

We were talking about kids in our future, and she said she would never get them vaccinated because she didn't want them to have autism. I'm on the spectrum. My brother is on the spectrum. Most of our friends were on the spectrum. That wasn't the end of it, but you could see it from there.

He would tell the same joke to the same people everytime we went out. It wasn't even funny the first time.

My ex thought wind turbines spun because they were powered by electricity. She has since got a degree and I don't have one so I'm not sure what that makes me.

When I flew out of state to take care of my kid with newly diagnosed CANCER and he decided that he wanted a divorce because I had “abandoned my life” and also because he had “taken a back seat to (my) kids one too many times.”.

Dated a muppet who backed up into my car. A month later he goes “babe, someone hit your car!!” And I’m like “…yeah… you did” and he up and argued with me “no, I mean somebody else hit your car, I didn’t do this up here…” and points to the dent I saw immediately after he hit my car and I was just like “…okay.” 🙄.

My girlfriend at the time asked if my friends pet ferret would turn into an eagle.

One of my exes was bawling when we watched Cloverfield because she thought it actually happened.

I was at her house and a giant rat ran over my foot, I freaked out naturally and she told me to calm down because rats never bite people.

I just asked my wife and she said "Oh god, I have to pick one!?".