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40 Companies That Deserve A “Corporate Darwin Award” For Destroying Their Businesses

40 Companies That Deserve A “Corporate Darwin Award” For Destroying Their Businesses

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Building a business is no small feat. Done right, it can lead to incredible success. Done wrong, it can all come crashing down, sometimes in the most ridiculous ways.
One Redditor asked users to share companies that deserve a “Corporate Darwin Award” for causing their own downfall, and the responses did not disappoint. From jaw-dropping mismanagement to baffling decisions, these stories prove that even the biggest businesses aren’t immune to a little self-destruction.
Scroll down to see the most unforgettable examples.

#1

40 Companies That Deserve A “Corporate Darwin Award” For Destroying Their Businesses
WalMart in Germany.

Went there in the late 90s. Didn't do any market research and just thought "What we sell in the US will be a success here too", which not just lead to them selling products that Germans weren't familiar with, in capacities that no German would ever buy, but also stuff like bedsheets that didn't fit on German beds.

Even worse: They apparently didn't know how well regulated workers rights are in Germany compared to the US, so when they did things like forcing the employees to start the workdays with cult like chants, forbid co-workers to have any kind of romantic relationship AND encouraged the staff to snitch on them if they would see someone hold hands or kissing, they got sued and after a few years just though it's easier and cheaper to get the [hell] out of Germany, instead of adjusting to the culture.
65points

#2

40 Companies That Deserve A “Corporate Darwin Award” For Destroying Their Businesses
Osbourne Computers were selling portable computers and let it slip that the next version was going to be even better. So a lot of potential buyers just decided to wait until the next version was available. Trouble is, without the sales of Version One, they didn't have the funds to bring Version Two to market and they went out of business.

They call that The Osbourne Effect.
49points

#3

40 Companies That Deserve A “Corporate Darwin Award” For Destroying Their Businesses
Taco bell in Mexico. All stores closed within 6 months of each other…reason? While latinos enjoy it in the U.S., street vending reigns supreme in Mexico in terms of quality and price.
44points

#4

40 Companies That Deserve A “Corporate Darwin Award” For Destroying Their Businesses
A brand new poutine restaurant opened near me at the start of the pandemic (unfortunate timing). They put out a social media campaign offering a discount if you went in without a mask. Immediate boycott and fines. I think they were closed within two weeks.
44points

#5

40 Companies That Deserve A “Corporate Darwin Award” For Destroying Their Businesses
Small businesses too. Farmers voting for tariffs. Or any business voting for tariffs. I know a few that went under. Bon voyage.
42points

#6

40 Companies That Deserve A “Corporate Darwin Award” For Destroying Their Businesses
Dasani, the Coke owned water brand tried launching in the U.K. in the early 2000s. Dasani is filtered municipal water launched into a market where natural spring water brands were very well established. Presumably Dasani just hoped that the fact it was filtered wouldn’t be noticed.

Pretty much as it was launched the newspapers exposed the fact that Dasani used water from a London suburb. It was seen as such a joke that a very popular TV sitcom ran an episode where a dodgy trader tried to sell London tap water as premium mineral water. The brand was [gone from] the U.K.
38points

#7

40 Companies That Deserve A “Corporate Darwin Award” For Destroying Their Businesses
There was this guy who owned a casino in Atlantic City NJ. It was doing well, so he decided, why not open a second casino in Atlantic City and make twice as much money? The new casino got half the business by pilfering business from the old casino. His overhead costs doubled with 2 casinos and his income plummeted. Both went out of business.
34points

#8

40 Companies That Deserve A “Corporate Darwin Award” For Destroying Their Businesses
Ratner’s Jewelers chain in the UK. Had a major market share of high street business countrywide and the owner Ratner made comments at a CEO conference saying how [bad] his products were and the group almost went bust losing £500 million.
30points

#9

40 Companies That Deserve A “Corporate Darwin Award” For Destroying Their Businesses
Schwinn Bikes. Outsourced to contract manufacturer in China/ Taiwan. Didn't have a noncompete agreement. The contract manufacturer started making their own bikes.  
30points

#10

40 Companies That Deserve A “Corporate Darwin Award” For Destroying Their Businesses
Motorola [ended] itself by letting Robert Weisshappel continue to run the cellular division long after it was plain that digital was the future. Instead, he said in the mid-90s "Forty-three million analog customers can't be wrong" and the board turned a deaf ear to his colleagues that were begging for a little bit of money to develop the next gen of phones. Nokia came in and dominated the market and Motorola faded away.
30points

#11

40 Companies That Deserve A “Corporate Darwin Award” For Destroying Their Businesses
I still, to this day, have no idea how Skype didn’t absolutely CRUSH it during the pandemic. People knew what Skype was and many even had accounts already. It was tailor-made for the pandemic…and then…it just failed. So over complicated compared to Zoom. And the rest is history.
30points

#12

40 Companies That Deserve A “Corporate Darwin Award” For Destroying Their Businesses
There was an appetite-suppressing chocolate in the late 70s/early 80s called AYDS.

You can guess what happened next.

ditchdiggergirl:

The mistake was in deciding not to rebrand or alter their name. It was under discussion, IIRC and they decided it wasn’t necessary.
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28points

#13

40 Companies That Deserve A “Corporate Darwin Award” For Destroying Their Businesses
In Australia there was a chain of stores called Godfreys which only sold vacuum cleaners and associated accessories. At their peak they were 60 stores across the country...just selling vacuums.

They were offered to be the sole distributor of Dyson products but passed.

Went bust a few years later after a very slow and painful retailing [demise].
26points

#14

40 Companies That Deserve A “Corporate Darwin Award” For Destroying Their Businesses
Target Canada: they bought the retail space of Zellers, a well known Canadian company that just went bankrupt after a slow [demise] defined by depressing half empty stores. Then they didn't properly plan the supply chain so the new Target stores were also half empty because products weren't arriving on time. Add to that that both Zellers and Target use the same red and white colour schemes and it wasn't really clear how Target was actually different from Zellers (which no one had been shopping at) - Target left Canada very quickly after taking massive losses.

I believe that this is now well-known a case study of how not to enter a new market.
26points

#15

40 Companies That Deserve A “Corporate Darwin Award” For Destroying Their Businesses
Wizards of the Coast.
The CEO decided he didn’t need people who knew Dungeons and Dragons to write good work and that we are all beholden to their product since it was the original. The moron has tanked the company. He wanted to get money from 3rd party sellers so he wrote it into the gaming license that anything they wrote would be owned by WOTC. That pretty quickly removed any goodwill from the entire gaming community.
25points

#16

40 Companies That Deserve A “Corporate Darwin Award” For Destroying Their Businesses
I worked with a guy who used to work at Kodak Corporate in Rochester, NY. He said that in the early 2000s, a company meeting they discussed the rise of digital photography. Kodak knew it was a threat to the film business, but "we figure we have 20 years to transition". Ten years later, Kodak was bankrupt.
24points

#17

40 Companies That Deserve A “Corporate Darwin Award” For Destroying Their Businesses
Sears had the stores, the distribution network, the buying power, the mailing list, and the cash to have become an incredibly powerful hybrid retailer. Same is true when WalMart came along. Had they just adjusted their model and thrown a [lot] of resources at it, they could have crushed both like a bug.

But, dinosaur that they were, they just stared at the WalMart and Amazon comets and did nothing until they were flattened.

Sinz_Doe:

Sears had everything they needed to be what Amazon is, but were lazy.
22points

#18

40 Companies That Deserve A “Corporate Darwin Award” For Destroying Their Businesses
In the late 90’s there was a company called The Learning Company. One year they had a brilliant idea to sell their boxes of software at a discount for $10 while offering a $10 rebate.

They didn’t put a date limit on the rebate.

They didn’t restrict it to a single household.

They didn’t put any safeguards on the number of rebates that could be collected accounting-wise or in legal terms.

The typical claim rate for rebates of that type was something like 5-10% of all purchases would claim a rebate. It ended up being >85%.

Not only did the company sell more units in that single year than all previous years together but they earned so little money that they drained the company’s cash reserves and went into debt in under a year.

Then the bad effects became apparent… the market was so saturated with educational software that no one needed or wanted it.

Schools had already bought every copy needed and claimed the rebate so zero dollars revenue.

Home purchases were curiously skewed and they realized that word had gotten out. Home buyers were buying dozens to hundreds of copies and claiming the rebates. Again zero revenue. Then those same buyers were turning around and donating their software copies for a charitable write off. All the while, TLC made no money.

The fallout was that TLC went from a world leader in the industry to being sold to Mattel corporation then for pennies on the dollar to a private equity firm. Mattel was crippled by this for years and the entire debacle was been referred in business schools as possibly the worst business deal in the late 90’s.

I saw this occur firsthand.
22points

#19

40 Companies That Deserve A “Corporate Darwin Award” For Destroying Their Businesses
Blockbuster refusing to buy Netflix for $50 million. "Streaming will never catch on" and "laughed them out of the room" Netflix currently valued at $1200/share and company is worth 512 Billion.
21points

#20

40 Companies That Deserve A “Corporate Darwin Award” For Destroying Their Businesses
Toys R Us thought that e-commerce was just a fad that would pass.

They got so many orders on their website that they couldn’t get them all out in time.

Then they PAID amazon $50 million a year to sell AND a percentage of their sales to use their marketplace, and be their only seller of toys. So when you went on the toys r us site, it would redirect you to their amazon shop.

Amazon literally learned their whole business and turned their back on Toys r Us and started selling the same stuff without them. Toys R us won the lawsuit and made their $50m back but at that point, customers stopped caring about toys r us and started buying toys on amazon instead.
20points
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