Humor is unique to every individual. Some prefer simple up-dog jokes, while others prefer to crack some one-liners. They are all fun and innocent. However, one group of jokes that are polarizing among people are the classic dark humor jokes. If used in the wrong way, a dark humor joke can lead to some unforeseen consequences. With so many jokes and categories to choose from, why is it that dark jokes are the ones that get said a lot more — is it the idea behind them?
Well, one thing is for sure, if you don’t get the dark joke at first — you might have to think about it for a while. Dark humor is something that either you have or do not. The best dark humor jokes you’ll probably hear are those that are innocent on the surface but are pretty deep in their hidden message. They are also quite combinable — what will you get when you combine dark humor with dad jokes? Well, you’re going to get some pretty funny dark dad jokes. But don’t mix dark humor with something controversial — you might offend some people this way.
Want some dark, safe-for-work jokes? Well, you should look up some of the best dark jokes on the internet. Lucky for you, here at Bored Panda, we’re coming at you with some funny dark humor jokes. Take a look at the list below and if a joke put a smile on your face, be sure to upvote it for a better chance of others seeing it. Have a better variation? Leave a comment below. Just be careful where you use these jokes cause some people might not get them, or worse, get offended!
#21

Went to Disneyland because my daughter is obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.
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99points
#22

What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
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#23

Do you know why I hate The Lion King song “I Just Can’t Wait to Be King”? If you think about it, it could be called “I Just Can’t Wait for My Dad to Be Killed in a Stampede.”
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#24

How do you know you’re ugly?
If you always get handed the camera for group photos.
If you always get handed the camera for group photos.
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91points
#27

I cannot believe there's no cure for obesity yet. I thought it would be a walk in the park.
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84points
#28

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look prettier with her hair back… Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
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81points
#29

What’s the difference between a knife and your life? A knife has a point.
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81points
#30

What do you call a bacterial disease caused by two grizzlies?
Twobearculosis.
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77points
#31

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now, he’ll really know what rejection feels like.
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75points
#32

Of course God exist. How else could those foolish atheists explain that my girlfriend got pregnant without us ever sleeping together?
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75points
#33

A blind woman tells her boyfriend she is seeing someone. It is either terrible or great news.
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73points
#34

When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it’s natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it’s natural causes. ‘Cause if you was younger, you’d have got out the way!
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71points
#35

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can’t unscrew a pregnant woman.
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71points
#36

My grandparents fought during World War II.
They ended up getting a divorce.
They ended up getting a divorce.
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70points
#37

When two vegan parents get into an argument, is it still called beef?
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68points
#38

What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with just one nail.
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62points
#39

Swimming is good for you, especially if you’re drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout, but you also don’t die.
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61points
#40

They say make up love-making is the best… Which is lucky because all my love-making is made up.
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