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35 Times These Structural Inspectors Spotted Horrifying Things While On The Job (New Pics)

35 Times These Structural Inspectors Spotted Horrifying Things While On The Job (New Pics)

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Let’s see a show of hands, Pandas: how many of us truly think about the structural integrity of our homes, schools, and offices? Unless there’s an obvious problem like a pipe jutting out through the wall or the floor getting more and more crooked by the week, we’re pretty content to go about our daily lives without another thought about hidden structural defects.
However, what a professional can uncover during structural assessments can be truly shocking and might make you wonder how some buildings are still standing. The structural inspectors from Alpha Structural, Inc. post the weirdest and most jaw-dropping things they find while on the job, and today we’re featuring some of their most powerful recent photos. Scroll down to see just how bad things can get, Pandas.
For some more engineering ‘nightmares’ and ‘miracles’ found during inspections, check out Bored Panda’s earlier articles right over here, here, and here when you’re done with this list.

#1

35 Times These Structural Inspectors Spotted Horrifying Things While On The Job (New Pics)
This apartment complex's tucked-under garage has begun to spall.
Spalling can cause serious injuries as it can damage the whole structure to a point of failure.
There are three stories above this garage.
225points

#2

35 Times These Structural Inspectors Spotted Horrifying Things While On The Job (New Pics)
They did not understand the assignment.
224points

#3

35 Times These Structural Inspectors Spotted Horrifying Things While On The Job (New Pics)
This post and pier looks funny.
Someone replaced the post with a game of jenga.
200points

Alpha Structural is a company in California that has been servicing, repairing, and upgrading structures and foundations for close to 30 years. They’re primarily based in Los Angeles and Southern California. Meanwhile, their employees have over 400 years of combined professional experience in their engineering department.

Quality, professionalism, and an eye for drawing in viewers on social media are the name of the game. And they’re very good at it.

#4

35 Times These Structural Inspectors Spotted Horrifying Things While On The Job (New Pics)
The pig from the three little pigs story did a better job at building a house of bricks.
This looks rushed. Maybe the big bad wolf was closer than they thought.
183points

#5

35 Times These Structural Inspectors Spotted Horrifying Things While On The Job (New Pics)
Only bounce houses should move side to side. This home’s garage is clearly on its way out. Hope it’s empty.
172points

#6

35 Times These Structural Inspectors Spotted Horrifying Things While On The Job (New Pics)
I love magic shows.
This house impressed me with floating posts and invisible piers.
172points

During a couple of previous interviews with some of the staff members working at Alpha Structural, Bored Panda learned more about inspections, how they work, and how employees stay safe.

"The most nightmarish inspection we’ve done [in 2020] has to be the property in Portuguese Bend down on the Palos Verdes Peninsula. First off, because of soil conditions and high landslide risks, not much structural work can be performed there,” Derek Marier told us about one of the worst properties seen during an assessment.

#7

35 Times These Structural Inspectors Spotted Horrifying Things While On The Job (New Pics)
The “Balcony Bill” was signed back in 2018, and for good reason. Let’s get them up to code now.
165points

#8

35 Times These Structural Inspectors Spotted Horrifying Things While On The Job (New Pics)
Signs of slab damage are important to assess and handle as soon as possible.
161points

#9

35 Times These Structural Inspectors Spotted Horrifying Things While On The Job (New Pics)
Hmm, did they drink a bit too much and forgot to pour the footing?
145points

"The home had a very interesting foundation system made up of screw jacks, steel beams, and cribbing (commonly used for temporarily lifting a structure while work is being done underneath). The front portion of the deck and home were sinking and unfortunately, the homeowner can’t really do much about it,” he said.

“It could have toppled over at any given moment and that’s why the 'nightmarish' description fits well.”

#10

35 Times These Structural Inspectors Spotted Horrifying Things While On The Job (New Pics)
Structural support shouldn’t be a balancing game.
141points

#11

35 Times These Structural Inspectors Spotted Horrifying Things While On The Job (New Pics)
I’m not sure why they went with an angled cut for the top of the post.
This is going to be a “no” from me.
123points

#12

35 Times These Structural Inspectors Spotted Horrifying Things While On The Job (New Pics)
When a deck is showing signs of wear and tear, you should look for any rusting of metal components. This isn't only an appearance issue but, also a safety warning. The structural components of the deck could be unsafe and could cause a total collapse of the deck floor.
Steel nails that are used in deck construction are coated with a layer of zinc that protects the steel from airborne ocean water salts. Over time the zinc layer is worn down by the corrosion process. Once the zinc layer is gone, bare steel is exposed to sea salts that rapidly destroy the structural strength of the nail connections, making deck components dangerous for occupant use.
123points

Alpha Structural employees use a lot of protective gear while on the job. They take safety very seriously, even if the actual risks are very minimal. “Crawl suits, masks, gloves, steel-toed boots, and many other forms of safety precautions are taken. The chance that a building is actually going to fall over when we do our work is slim to none,” Marier explained to us.

“Any actual danger is sniffed out pretty quick and avoided. If our guys think it’s unsafe to inspect or work on a location, they’ll make a call based on their best judgment and sometimes they choose to not do it. That’s just our safety policy!" he said.

#13

35 Times These Structural Inspectors Spotted Horrifying Things While On The Job (New Pics)
In this scenario, we would most likely propose a partial foundation replacement. But all I can think is how many pens will fit in there?
118points

#14

35 Times These Structural Inspectors Spotted Horrifying Things While On The Job (New Pics)
Cracks in your garage can be common.
When there is a significant crack like the one above, examining them further and checking the home for other signs of possible soil and foundation movement is recommended.
118points

#15

35 Times These Structural Inspectors Spotted Horrifying Things While On The Job (New Pics)
The picture does not do the wall justice. This retaining wall is massive, and it is also failing.
Yes, it has been braced. No, it doesn't make it less scary.
112points

Structural faults, cracks, and wobbly timber beams holding up the entire building aren’t the only things that inspectors come across. Sometimes, they stumble upon incredibly bizarre finds like skulls of creepy dolls.

“You’re expecting to locate a structural defect but end up finding something you can almost label as satanic or ancient,” Marier said.

#16

35 Times These Structural Inspectors Spotted Horrifying Things While On The Job (New Pics)
Oh okay. I guess someone forgot to build a door to enter the other side.
111points

#17

35 Times These Structural Inspectors Spotted Horrifying Things While On The Job (New Pics)
Oh look: it moves.
It shouldn’t need to be said, but no part of your home’s foundation should move with a push.
107points

#18

35 Times These Structural Inspectors Spotted Horrifying Things While On The Job (New Pics)
This internal stem wall is leaning significantly to one side. This is compromising the structural integrity of the home as other sections now carry more weight than intended.
103points

“I’ve heard horror stories of people getting trapped under houses by attempting to squirm through those gaps. That’s a nightmare in itself. Thank the lord there was no scary doll or human skull staring me in the face while I was attempting to crawl through!” he opened up about one particular inspection where he had to go into a tunnel that someone dug under the foundation.

#19

35 Times These Structural Inspectors Spotted Horrifying Things While On The Job (New Pics)
Trees and plants need to be carefully chosen when this close to a wall. Usually, you would want to keep trees at least 15ft. away. Most of a tree's growth happens out of sight, and those roots can do real damage.
97points

#20

35 Times These Structural Inspectors Spotted Horrifying Things While On The Job (New Pics)
Load-bearing spider webs keep this post and pier in working order.
97points
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