Dad jokes for kids are short, silly jokes that dads use to make their children laugh. Or, at least, they try to.
Despite our dads’ best intentions, these funny one-liners often result in a hard facepalm and rolling of the eyes. Instead, if your sense of humor is broken like mine, you’ll find them utterly hilarious, to the point that I also use them despite being female, in my 20s, and definitely not a dad.
Dad jokes were once considered a bad thing, but millions now celebrate them. They’re a staple of social media and have even been studied by academics.
While the exact origin of the term dad joke is unknown, a writer for the Gettysburg Times quoted it in June 1987 under the headline, “Don’t ban the ‘Dad’ jokes; preserve and revere them.”
What we know for sure is that good dad jokes usually involve puns and lame wordplay, but can also include references to pop culture, like movies or TV shows, that few people under 30 would understand.
If you’re looking for some help to expand your repertoire of funny dad jokes, this article is made for you. Enjoy the best dad jokes for kids, and have fun driving your kids up the wall!
Funny Dad Jokes for Kids
#1

To the person who stole my place in line: "I’m after you now."
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#2
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
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#3
Why are balloons so expensive?
Inflation.
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#4
What’s the easiest way to burn 1,000 calories?
Leave the pizza in the oven.
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#5

To the person who stole my depression medication: "I hope you're happy now."
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#6
What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
The direction of the first letter.
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#7
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
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#8
How do you cure a fear of a speed bump?
You slowly get over it.
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#9
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
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#10
I was once a personal trainer until I gave a too-weak notice.
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#11

I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.
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#12
To the person who stole my bed: "I won't rest until I find you."
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#13
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: "I bet you can't sleep at night."
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#14

I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
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#15
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
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#16
What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing. They just waved.
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#17

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
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#18
Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
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#19
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
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#20
My boss asked me why I only get sick on workdays. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
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