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130 Pets That Clearly Didn't Pass Quality Control

130 Pets That Clearly Didn't Pass Quality Control

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It’s been a rough few years, and we all deserve a bit more happiness in life. And there are very few things better in this world than wholesome, cute, and silly animal photos to warm your heart and make you smile.
We are featuring some of the most adorable, funny, goofy, and weird photos from the fab ‘IKEA Pets’ online group, and we hope they’ll brighten your day as much as they did ours. These photos embody the super derpy side of every pet, and they look like their owners might have forgotten to read the instructions and ‘assemble’ them correctly. Ready to smile so much that it hurts? We know we are.

#1 I Was Told To Share This Here 😂 I’m So Happy To Have Found This!

A cute, derpy pet, a white dog, lying stretched out across carpeted stairs, bracing its paws against the wall.
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92points

#2 Goin Every Which Way 🌪️

An orange cat, a derpy pet, awkwardly stretches between two tree trunks, looking like it was assembled wrong.
88points

#3 Was Informed I Didn’t Follow The Directions…

A striped, cute pet kitten, looking derpy, is curled up asleep with its tongue slightly out.
87points

Opening up your heart and home to a pet in need is one of the most noble things you can do in life. But make no mistake, taking care of another living, breathing, feeling, thinking being is a huge commitment. You’re taking on the burden of caring for a new friend for many long years to come, and that comes with lots of responsibilities, and not just financial ones.

In other words, you have to be absolutely sure that you’re ready and capable of providing for a pet. It would be heartbreaking to return them to an animal shelter if you realize that you can’t give them the life that they deserve.

#4 I Wanted To Assemble It But It Just Melted To The Floor! Pls Help!

A black derpy cat lying flat on a patterned rug, looking cute and assembled wrong.
86points

#5 Box Came With Mismatched Part

A cute white cat with a striped tail sitting on brick pavement, looking derpy, like it was assembled wrong.
85points

#6 Believe It Or Not There Is Just One Dog In This Car

A cute, derpy dog draped over car seats, with its head oddly positioned, seemingly assembled wrong.
80points

Love, care, and affection are all necessary to make your new pet happy. However, you have to set your excitement aside for a moment and really look at your current lifestyle and resources. Ask yourself one simple thing: do you know what your new pet needs, and can you currently provide them with everything?

Do some research about the animal you want to bring into your life. Think ahead and look at potential costs, medical issues, longevity, etc. Meanwhile, be brutally honest with yourself about the time, money, space, etc. you can realistically offer the pet.

#7 I Think I Have All The Parts...?

A cute pet cat, a tabby, curled up on white sheets, looking derpy and assembled wrong.
79points

#8 I May Have Accidentally Combined Two Sets

Two cute and derpy cats, one sitting and one lying on its back, looking like they were assembled wrong.
79points

#9 Still Puzzled At How My Cat Managed To Sleep In This Position

A fluffy grey cat curled in a bed, only its paw visible, a cute and derpy pet.
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According to the PDSA, you have to ask yourself which pet is best for you, in terms of your routine and household.

What’s more, you have to look through your budget and see if you have the finances to afford a pet.

“It’s no secret that pets can be expensive, so as owners we need to budget and make sure we can afford all the costs,” the PDSA writes.

“Caring for different species will cost different amounts, so you shouldn’t expect a rabbit to cost the same as a dog.”

#10 Unboxing

A cute and derpy pet, a gray cat, perfectly curled and assembled wrong in a round box insert.
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69points

#11 This Is His Favorite Spot

A cute pet cat draped over the back of a chair looking derpy and assembled wrong.
68points

#12 Instructions Unclear, Might Have Held The Manual Upside Down

A cute, derpy pet cat grooming itself in a contorted pose, looking like it was assembled wrong.
68points

Aside from food, toys, equipment, and other must-haves for a quality environment, you have to think about veterinary bills, pet insurance, and the like. What’s more, you have to consider whether you can afford to have a fund that you set aside in case your pet has a health emergency. The latter can be immensely expensive.

In the meantime, does your daily routine allow you to spend enough time with your new pet to ensure its mental and emotional well-being? If it’s a more active, outdoor pet, will you be able to match its energy level every single day?

#13 My Lenny Is Upside Down 🙃

A cute and derpy pet cat curled into a ball on a cat tree, looking like it was assembled wrong.
64points

#14 Did I Order The Wrong Model?

Three derpy pets, two dogs and one cat, are curled up on a red sofa, looking like they were assembled wrong.
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63points

#15 All I Got Was A Bag Of Spare Parts

A cute, derpy pet cat peeks out from a crumpled paper bag on a tiled floor.
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63points

The PDSA suggests considering the following things before you get a new pet:

  1. Are you settled? If you’ve just moved home, or are planning to in the near future, now may not be the best time to get a pet
  2. Is your routine normal? We can’t guess what life will throw at us, but we need to make sure everything is as ‘normal’ as possible before welcoming a new pet into our lives
  3. Are you ready? Do you have everything your new pet will need? Have you worked out where they’ll eat and sleep?
  4. Can you provide a calm environment? Moving into a new home is stressful for us and this is no different for our pets! They need to come into a nice calm home where they’ll have time to settle in and adapt at their own pace

#16 The Folks At Asahiyama Zoo Might Have Put Together Their Pallas Cat Wrongly That Morning

A fluffy, cute, and derpy pet cat striking an unusual pose, raising a paw, appearing like it was assembled wrong.
60points

#17 My 9 Week Old Dachshund Didn’t Come Home With Instructions. I Heard You All May Be Able To Assist?

A cute, derpy pet puppy sleeping soundly, curled up on a person's lap.
60points

#18 Darn It! His Foot Fell Off Again!

A cute, derpy pet, a black and white cat, curled up in a perfect circle on a black mat.
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59points

According to the PDSA, it’s also vital that you’re honest about whether you actually want a pet in the first place.

“This might seem like a daft question, but it’s important. Pets take a lot of time and commitment, so if it’s not something you’re fully committed to, then a pet probably isn’t for you. You should never get a pet on a whim or because you feel like it at the time, because you might change your mind. You need to be absolutely sure a pet is what you want before getting one!”

#19 Assembly Went Fine But I Put It Too Close To The Fire And It Melted

A cute, derpy pet cat lying on a rug in front of a fireplace, looking like it was assembled wrong.
58points

#20 A Sitter, Split Down The Middle

Two cute and derpy bulldogs sprawled on a recliner, looking like they were assembled wrong.
58points
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