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"The Chances Of You Getting Killed By A Cat Are Low, But Never Zero": 30 Adorably Scary Pics Of Cats And Their 'Murder Mittens'
Animals,CatsFEB 22, 2023

"The Chances Of You Getting Killed By A Cat Are Low, But Never Zero": 30 Adorably Scary Pics Of Cats And Their 'Murder Mittens'

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While scrolling through adorable kitten pictures, which is something we at Bored Panda are shamelessly guilty of, we often get so taken away by their cuteness that we forget they are actually predators.
Even a well-fed domestic cat has such a strong motivation for hunting that it will prey on birds, small mammals, and reptiles if the opportunity presents itself.
Luckily, the subreddit 'Murder Mittens' is here to remind us that these two characteristics — quirky fluffiness and a ferocious thirst for blood — can coexist.
Even though the online community is quite young even by Reddit's standards (it was established in 2018), it already unites 195K members and since they keep posting pictures of sharp paws, I guess the number will only rise.

#1 Our Local Pet Shelter Just Shared This Pic Of The Teeniest Murder Mittens I've Ever Seen

Our Local Pet Shelter Just Shared This Pic Of The Teeniest Murder Mittens I've Ever Seen
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#2 Kitty Just Wants Pets

Kitty Just Wants Pets
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Studies have found that free-ranging domestic cats kill up to 22 billion mammals and 4 billion birds per year in the United States and that they have contributed to the extinction of 63 species globally.

Many cat advocacy organizations question those numbers, however, and many owners still let their cats outside, arguing they should have the freedom to express their natural behaviors.

#3 He’s Trying To Lure Me Under The Bed With Red Balloons

He’s Trying To Lure Me Under The Bed With Red Balloons
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#4 So Dramatic

So Dramatic
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#5 I Work At A Cat Rescue In Detroit And This Mama Gave Birth In My Bed 2 Weeks Ago Today. Here Are Two Of Her Itty Bitty Murder Machines!

I Work At A Cat Rescue In Detroit And This Mama Gave Birth In My Bed 2 Weeks Ago Today. Here Are Two Of Her Itty Bitty Murder Machines!
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"There's been a lot of antipathy between people who advocate for wildlife and those who advocate for cats," says ecologist Robbie McDonald at the University of Exeter. Despite being a dog person, he set out to find a solution that might please both camps.

McDonald and his colleagues recruited 219 cat owners from southwestern England whose pets regularly hunted outside — they divided the animals into six groups, including a control one that did not change their habits. Some wore bells to make it easier for the prey to hear them coming, while others wore colorful Birdsbesafe collars that birds easily see.

#6 Sometimes Claws Aren't Enough To Get The Message Across

Sometimes Claws Aren't Enough To Get The Message Across
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#7 Small Guy, Big Claws

Small Guy, Big Claws
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#8 I Think Poe Is Flipping Me Off

I Think Poe Is Flipping Me Off
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#9 The Paw Of A Lion

The Paw Of A Lion
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In other groups, owners fed their cats with "puzzle feeders," food-dispensing toys designed to challenge the feline. Still, others changed their cats' food to a store-bought brand that is grain-free and made entirely of animal protein. (It comes in both wet and dry forms.)

The owners of a final group of cats spent 5 to 10 minutes per day playing with their pets; the people were instructed to use a feather toy on a string to simulate hunting and then replace it with a crinkly mouse-type toy.

#10 I Shall Delete Everything

I Shall Delete Everything
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#11 I Was Told You Guys Would Appreciate Rasmodius's Murder Mittens! He's One Of My Foster Kittens! He Loves To Play!

I Was Told You Guys Would Appreciate Rasmodius's Murder Mittens! He's One Of My Foster Kittens! He Loves To Play!
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#12 I Have Activated The Claw Trap

I Have Activated The Claw Trap
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#13 The Teeniest Of Murder Mittens Plotting His Escape Into The Big World

The Teeniest Of Murder Mittens Plotting His Escape Into The Big World
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For 12 weeks, the owners took pictures of every animal their cats brought home.

Interestingly, nearly all of the approaches curbed the cats' killer instincts. The Birdsbesafe collar was the most effective way to reduce the number of birds the kitties slaughtered, cutting the total by 42% on average. But the high-meat diet and playtime methods had the most sweeping impacts, slashing all types of animals on the doorstep by 36% and 25%, respectively.

#14 Four Week Old Wednesday Resorts To Violence To Get Her Way

Four Week Old Wednesday Resorts To Violence To Get Her Way
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#15 Eek Casually Flexin’ The Claws

Eek Casually Flexin’ The Claws
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#16 Was Told Ursula’s Tiny Murder Mittens Belonged Here

Was Told Ursula’s Tiny Murder Mittens Belonged Here
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#17 Murder Mittens Gripping The Food Bowl

Murder Mittens Gripping The Food Bowl
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The bells had no effect. And the puzzle feeder actually increased predation by 33%. The researchers speculate the cats became frustrated with the devices, got hungry, and just decided to go hunting instead.

#18 Fur Cactus Prevents Man From Making Bed

Fur Cactus Prevents Man From Making Bed
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#19 My Fierce Lil Voidlet!

My Fierce Lil Voidlet!
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#20 When She’s Relaxed But Also Doesn’t Want You To Forget The Potential To Murder

When She’s Relaxed But Also Doesn’t Want You To Forget The Potential To Murder
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