45 Facts That Sound Made Up But Are, Unfortunately, Very Real

Men being attracted to women’s feet is by far the most common kink in every observational study on human s****l behavior.

House flies and gnats always fly around your head and try to get in your face is because the mucous and snot in your nose closely resembles the scent they release when mating and they are trying to lay mate with you, aka trying to lay eggs in your nose 😌🫶🏽.

You can fix a prolapsed r**tum by sprinkling table sugar on it. It'll suck right back in and everything is good to go until another time.

Koalas can transmit chlamydia to humans through their urine, a lot of people want to help them cross a street so they don't get hit, but a scared Koala will p**s all over them.

When a pig has a prolapse, which tends to happen more than you’d think, other pigs in the pen just see the hanging flesh as a free snack and they’ll start eating it. That can cause the prolapsed pig’s intestine to keep spilling out as the other pig eats, like slurping out pasta, and that’ll k**l the pig if it loses enough entrail. Oddly enough the safe thing to do is just take a pair of shears and cut off what’s hanging out right away. A pig’s digestive system has so much blood circulating that the snipped intestine will scab over really quickly and they’ll just carry on as normal.

People are a lot more depraved than you'll ever know, I didn't know of a lot of websites until I met a few people and saw what they get into online..umm yeah double list is a thing.

D.A.R.E. lied to you, a guy in a trench coat will more than likely flash you than sell d***s to you.

Some babies can produce milk, I believe some call it witches milk.

I work at an inner city graveyard. It's at least 100 years old and is still frequently used. Every time we dig a new grave, we dig up old bones. Sometimes more than that. (We usually throw the bones back in the grave after the new funeral)

The system we have here is that a new grave gets at minimum 20 years without interference. After that, if there is no family left to pay, or they decide not to pay for the renewal of the grave, the headstone gets removed and the spot can be used again. The soil isn't always the best for decomposition, it varies from spot to spot, so depending on how long it's been since we've buried someone there, we can find anything from the remains of the coffin, to bones or even still decomposing body parts.

I've heard horror stories from 20-ish years ago, when they were re-using spots that were previously used in the 70s. Back in the mid 20th century plastic was still a fairly new thing and was used for all kinds of things, including lining the inside of coffins to prevent the smell during funerals. You can probably imagine what happened when we dug back up those spots. I hear the smell was indescribable...

To start, that little splash of water that hits your a**s when you p**p is called "Poseidon's Kiss".

A human tooth is worth 36 calories.

In all the animal kingdom, the manatee v****a is closest in appearance and structure to the human v****a.

The whole reproductive cycle for Hyenas. It’s a f*****g nightmare.

You’ve probably heard of third nipples, but did you know people can also have third breasts? Lumps of breast tissue can develop in the armpits, with or without a n****e. And apparently they behave like normal breast tissue—they’ll hurt during periods, swell during pregnancy, and may even lactate if there’s enough n****e tissue.

Lindsay Graham's ladybugs collection.

One time I fell down a Wikipedia rabbit hole at 3am and learned that after d***h, your body basically turns into a "microbial soup" where all the bacteria in your gut start eating you from the inside out within hours. Like, the same stuff that helps you digest food becomes a horror show liquefying your organs.

Bonus cursed layer: embalming fluid doesn't fully stop it, so sometimes bodies still bloat and "purge" fluids during funerals.

You're welcome.

Humans smell like BBQ pork when burned alive. (source: firefighter in USAF).

Your b******e has the exact same texture and feeling of your mouth.

This is more local but years ago P*rnhub used to have a location feature that you can set to your city and see which members are local. Back then I lived in a smallll city so I've seen a lot of people I knew personally naked off the usernames and kept that to myself. Would be awkward to share that with company for sure.

The coupe glass is incorrectly believed to be modeled after breasts of Marie Antoinette or Empress Josephine, but this confusion is caused by the facts that Marie Antoinette commissioned a set of bowls for milk modeled after breasts and both monarchs loved drinking champagne in coupe glasses.