It’s bizarre to think that if you’re, hypothetically speaking, forced to do something for all eternity, you’d wager it would be something that is also eternally painful or dull or, simply put, anything but pleasant. Well, eating is one thing we’re “doomed” to do for all eternity and so far most of us quite like it.
So much, in fact, that some even form very strong opinions about food, cuisine, and everything in between. And there’s been an AskReddit post about it, with thousands of people sharing their culinary hills they’d die on.
Bored Panda has collected some of the best opinions from the now-viral post, which currently clocks in at nearly 27,000 upvotes, 29,000 comments and 60 Reddit awards. Scroll down to check them out, and while you’re at it, vote on the ones you like and comment your strong opinions in the comment section below!
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#1
When you're baking from an online recipe, don't change three or four ingredients "to make it healthy" and then leave a one star review about how bad it is.
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678points
#2
Only edible items should be plated. Garnishes should be edible, Hate it when I see rocks and sticks on a plate. Fight Me.
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660points
#3
Being poor isn’t a culinary crime. It takes talent to make cheap food taste as good as my mom did.
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660points
#7
A burger should fit in your mouth and shouldn’t require a stick to hold it together or cutlery to eat it.
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609points
#8
If you think it's enough garlic, it's probably not enough garlic.
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606points
#9
Being snobby about food to the point where you're hindering someone else's enjoyment is not a positive personality trait.
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600points
#10
if you are writing a recipe, write a recipe. Not an autobiography
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588points
#12
Grilling on charcoal taste way better than propane, Hank Hill is an idiot
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504points
#13
That cheap bag of frozen peas and diced carrots you get at the grocery store is an outstandingly versatile source of nutrition. And tasty too.
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467points
#15
This is actually something I'm willing to pass on
YOU DON'T NEED TO WASH YOUR GOD DAMN MEAT!
If you cook it right, you kill all the bacteria you're "washing". All you're doing is spreading the germs all over your kitchen sink.
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449points
#20
The most expensive food isn't always the "best" food. No, I'm not impressed by a $200 slice of pizza with it's price driven up with truffle and gold flake.
Bonus: cereal or crushed Oreos on a donut isn't revolutionary.
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414points