Remember the last time you tried to impress a possible love interest? Indeed, in your mind, you were gallant, witty, charming, and favorably impressionable. In their eyes, though, you probably seemed more like a dorky fifth-grader trying their hardest to awe their mom into dispensing candy.
Best case scenario - you got them heartily laughing at your efforts and won them over by your naivete. It was a great scenario - you left them dumbfounded with your strained humor and got a great view of their back. It is always best to come prepared to such a battle, though, and if not by having a couple of clever rizz lines locked and loaded, then at least by memorizing those that are not to be used. Like ever.
If schadenfreude isn’t what you often feel, then get ready to remember the pain by reading these cringe-pick-up lines. Some of these mating calls are so bad that you might strain your brows, which involuntarily form cubism-inspired lines in your forehead. And as much as I’d like to spoil some of them right now by adding a quote or two in this text, you’ll just have to scroll and read them for yourself. Well, just a glimpse, maybe - from food pairings to comparisons with technologies, these babies will buffalo you.
So, now is the time to warm up your brows, crack your knuckles, and haughtily adjust your spectacles - cringe, pick-up lines are waiting. Do not forget to vote for the most embarrassing or pick-up lines that annoy your spouse the most! Also, share these with your friends; you might do a fun bet or a social experiment with them. I know I would!
#1
"Heard you like bad girls, well I'm bad at everything." Blinks instead of winking.
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48points
#2
Knock-knock. (Who's there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.
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#3
Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
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#4
Your eyes are like IKEA. I'm totally lost in them.
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#5
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?
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#6
Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth, has clearly never stood next to you.
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39points
#7
You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I'm super cheesy, you're super hot, and we belong together.
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#8
Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?
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#9
You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
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#10
I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.
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#12
I'm gonna sue Spotify for not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.
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27points
#13
There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you.
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#14
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
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#15
Can I tie your shoelaces? Cause I don’t want you falling for someone else.
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24points
#16
I've got 1-ply, I've got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.
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#17
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?
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#18
Roses are red, violets are blue DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.
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21points
#19
You look so familiar. Didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
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#20
I was thinking about my future, and I was wondering. Are you free for the rest of your life?
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19points