A good joke can make you laugh, of course, it can also test your smarts, and it can even make you reminisce about some of the best times of your life. A bad joke, however, can make you laugh even harder, might test your wit on a greater scale, and the snorting upon realizing just how good it is might spread a whole new kind of virus on the screen of your laptop. Yup, you got it; this is our list dedicated solely to the bad, the good, and the most cringe jokes ever.
So, what embodies a cringe joke? Well, a dash of dark humor is essential for some of them, but we love those spicier kinds of laughs, don’t we? Still, others fall into the category of lame jokes. You know, the ones that are so bad they morph into pure goodness. And then there are the plain silly jokes that would crack up a five-year-old, you, and your grandpapa. So, be it a bad joke, a dark joke, or the best joke ever, they all share that certain something to make them into a cringe-worthy arrangement of words.
We guess the introductions are sufficient, so why don’t we skip straight to the fun jokes themselves? Cringe all you want, but give the most impressive jokes your vote, so we’ll know that you’ve liked them! Also, it would be real friendly of you to share this galore of laughs with your friends, don’t you think?
#1
The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden.
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
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#2
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type.
He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
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#3
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
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#4
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
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#5
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
It’s probably why I got run over.
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#6
What concert is worth just 45 cents?
50 Cent and Nickelback.
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#7
I’m very pleased with my new fridge magnet.
So far I’ve got twelve fridges.
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#8
What time is it?
I don’t know. It keeps changing.
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#9
Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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#10
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
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#11
Who writes ghost stories?
A ghost writer.
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#12
What’s the difference between a dapper man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire!
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#13
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
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#14
5/6 scientists say that Russian Roulette is safe.
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#15
What do you call a person with a briefcase in a tree?
Branch manager.
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#16
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but its flag is a big plus!
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#17
What do we call a crying sister?
A crisis.
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#18
What’s the No. 1 cause of divorce?
Marriage!
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#19
You shouldn't kiss anyone on January 1st because it's only the first date.
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#20
My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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