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85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are
Funny,FailsAPR 15, 2026

85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are

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Here’s the scenario: you open Facebook Marketplace to see if you can snag something for a sweet deal. Instead, you find some of the most absurd listings that irked you at first but eventually made you bust out laughing. 
Air from 2019, a crematorium on wheels, and a painting of Jesus embracing baby Grimace. These are the listings you’ve been dealing with. You’re not crazy enough to buy any of these items (yet), but they likely grabbed your attention and made you want to know more. 
We have more where that came from as you scroll through this list. May this leave you thoroughly entertained today.

#41 Vintage Salt And Pepper Shakers Japan ($25)

Vintage feet-shaped salt and pepper shakers with painted toes listed among bizarre things people are selling online.
15points

#42 If This Doesn’t Belong Here Idk What Does

Bizarre online listing of a lightly used Garfunkel plush with cosmetic damage priced at $1,500 for sale.
14points

#43 Batman Cat Mask

Black cat wearing a Batman-style mask in a listing showcasing bizarre things people are selling online for $10.
14points

#44 Did I Find One?

Lifesize bizarre wax head listed for sale online as part of wild and unusual listings found on marketplace.
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14points

#45 Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?

Primitive stuffed snowman with stitched features, a quirky vintage look, listed among bizarre online sales.
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14points

#46 Goat Pipes Anyone?

Man holding bizarre taxidermied goat bagpipes for sale in unusual online listings of strange items.
14points

#47 I'd Only Be Worried If I Actually Thought I Needed One Of These

Colorful worry stones for sale online, showcasing one of the most bizarre things people are selling.
14points

#48 I Don’t See A Drain?

Green standing frog pee stand with an orange spinner, listed as a bizarre thing people are selling online.
14points

#49 6ft Lesbian Nutcracker

Unusual online listings showing a 6ft nutcracker with purple yarn hair and chained arms for sale.
14points

#50 Blood Stained Jail Toilet For Sale

Metal sink and toilet combo listed for sale outdoors as part of bizarre things people are selling online in unusual listings.
12points

#51 Absolutely Gobsmacked

Handmade shelf with rough white texture, one of the bizarre things people are selling online for $10.
They were trying to sell it as a great project for someone to finish.
12points

#52 Absolutely Infernal Post

Collection of bizarre homeless signs for sale online, showcasing unusual listings people are selling in wild online marketplaces.
12points

#53 Thick Patrick

Two bizarre thick Patrick Star crochet figures hanging by strings, listed for sale as unusual online items.
12points

#54 Not Craigslist But Close Enough

Hand-drawn sketch of a pig-faced person with the phrase "John Pork is Calling," listed among bizarre things for sale online.
11points

#55 I Love Marketplace

Red three-wheeled kids scooter with Cars movie design, listed among bizarre things people are selling online.
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11points

#56 Aww Heck No

Haunted painting of a smiling girl with curly blonde hair, listed among bizarre things people are selling online.
11points

#57 This Is Wholesome

Three people sitting on a couch, one hugging a printer, showcasing bizarre things people are selling online.
11points

#58 This Has Got To Be A Joke

Rare puffy Dorito listed online as one of the bizarre things people are selling for high prices.
11points

#59 Mythical Find

Plastic ziplock bag labeled Air 2019 filled with air, an example of bizarre things people are selling online.
11points

#60 Anyone Interested?

Half bucket of mellow yellow limeaid from White Castle, one of the most bizarre things people are selling online.
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11points
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