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85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are
Funny,FailsAPR 15, 2026

85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are

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Here’s the scenario: you open Facebook Marketplace to see if you can snag something for a sweet deal. Instead, you find some of the most absurd listings that irked you at first but eventually made you bust out laughing. 
Air from 2019, a crematorium on wheels, and a painting of Jesus embracing baby Grimace. These are the listings you’ve been dealing with. You’re not crazy enough to buy any of these items (yet), but they likely grabbed your attention and made you want to know more. 
We have more where that came from as you scroll through this list. May this leave you thoroughly entertained today.

#1 A Painfully Accurate Description

Wine rack listed for free on FB Marketplace with quirky buyer messages and chaotic pick-up stories in bizarre online sales.
66points

#2 I Joined To Share This

Chunky knit women's sweater with unusual breast-shaped protrusions listed among bizarre things for sale online.
36points

#3 Cookie Monster Bike ($1,234)

Blue Cookie Monster bike covered in fuzzy material with large googly eyes, listed among bizarre online sales.
36points

Facebook Marketplace has been a popular destination for people looking for a sweet deal on specific items. It has been a hit, particularly among young people, something that University of Georgia marketing professor Yoo-Kyoung Seock attributes to the platform’s focus on resales. 

#4 Was The Demo Necessary

Man kneeling inside an extra large dog crate listed for sale, showing bizarre things people sell online.
35points

#5 Can Someone Lend Me £7,500 Please?

Large animatronic Brachiosaurus dinosaur model for sale, one of the most bizarre things people are selling online.
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33points

#6 "He's Hispanic"

Baby bear mistakenly listed as pitbull pup for sale in bizarre online listings showing unusual items being sold.
32points

“Younger buyers are drawn to affordability and sustainability,” Seock said in a 2025 interview with NBC. “Marketplace offers both.”

EMarketer Vice President and principal analyst Jasmine Enberg says affordability is also why sellers prefer the platform, noting that Facebook Marketplace has no fees.

#7 I Really Wanted To Get This And Hang It Above My Bed. My Husband Wasn’t Quite Sure About That

Bigfoot tapestry framed 2 by 5 feet listed for sale as part of bizarre things people are selling online.
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31points

#8 Stick It To Your Ex For 20 Bucks

Dirt bike listing for tearing up an ex’s yard, showing one of the most bizarre things people are selling online.
31points

#9 Crematorium

Large crematory crematorium machine for sale online as a bizarre listing in unusual items people are selling.
30points

Because of the variety of used items you can find on Facebook Marketplace, experts like University of Buffalo marketing professor Charles Lindsey refer to it as the “flea market of the internet.” However, it also attracts potential buyers because of how it offers transparency and security. 

#10 Local Facebook Marketplace

Framed print of Jesus embracing a purple grimace character, a bizarre item listed for sale online.
28points

#11 I Can’t Stop Laughing At This Listing I Saw On Fb Marketplace

Broken greenhouse for sale outdoors in snow, an example of bizarre things people are selling online listings.
28points

#12 Is This Insane Enough?

Man wearing a horned helmet showing a bizarre leather top table listing in an online marketplace.
27points

“There's a bit more security with Facebook Marketplace in that you can see the seller's profile to better vet if they are a real person versus using sites such as Craigslist, where there is a lot more anonymity,” designer Karen Nepacena told Good Housekeeping. 

#13 The First Thing I See When I Open Facebook

Large wooden framed mirror reflecting a person posing with thumbs up in a cluttered garage setting for bizarre online sale listings.
26points

#14 Marketplace Blunder

Man with cheese curls on his face next to bizarre online listings of a two-tone stone looking modern table lamp.
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25points

#15 Corn Mask

Person wearing a handmade crocheted corn mask showing one of the most bizarre things for sale online listings.
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Today’s digital world revolves around algorithms, and Facebook Marketplace is no different. For Nepacena, this allows buyers to have a seemingly more serendipitous experience with the items they intend to purchase. 

“Facebook Marketplace differs in that you can be ultra-specific on what you are searching for and wait for just the right item to come in your direction,” she said.

#16 Chainsaw Carved Ninja Turtles

Chainsaw carved ninja turtles statues for sale, each about 81 inches tall, listed among bizarre things online.
22points

#17 Horse Coffee Mug

Unusual coffee mug shaped like a moose with antlers, listed among bizarre things people are selling online.
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22points

#18 She Had A Few Pictures Of The Actual Couch, Too, But This Was Her Main Picture

Elderly woman advertising a couch in a bizarre online listing from wild things people are selling.
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21points

#19 Found Gold On Facebook Marketplace And Had To Share. A Lot To Process But I’m Obsessed. They’re Slaying Hard

Person wearing a vintage wedding dress for sale among bizarre online listings showing unusual items being sold.
21points

#20 “Religious Art”

Painting of four bizarre humanoid figures in colorful outfits standing on green hills, unusual things for sale online.
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