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85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are
Funny,FailsAPR 15, 2026

85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are

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Here’s the scenario: you open Facebook Marketplace to see if you can snag something for a sweet deal. Instead, you find some of the most absurd listings that irked you at first but eventually made you bust out laughing
Air from 2019, a crematorium on wheels, and a painting of Jesus embracing baby Grimace. These are the listings you’ve been dealing with. You’re not crazy enough to buy any of these items (yet), but they likely grabbed your attention and made you want to know more. 
We have more where that came from as you scroll through this list. May this leave you thoroughly entertained today.

#1 A Painfully Accurate Description

A Painfully Accurate Description
66points

#2 I Joined To Share This

I Joined To Share This
36points

#3 Cookie Monster Bike ($1,234)

Cookie Monster Bike ($1,234)
36points

Facebook Marketplace has been a popular destination for people looking for a sweet deal on specific items. It has been a hit, particularly among young people, something that University of Georgia marketing professor Yoo-Kyoung Seock attributes to the platform’s focus on resales. 

#4 Was The Demo Necessary

Was The Demo Necessary
35points

#5 Can Someone Lend Me £7,500 Please?

Can Someone Lend Me £7,500 Please?
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33points

#6 "He's Hispanic"

"He's Hispanic"
32points

“Younger buyers are drawn to affordability and sustainability,” Seock said in a 2025 interview with NBC. “Marketplace offers both.”

EMarketer Vice President and principal analyst Jasmine Enberg says affordability is also why sellers prefer the platform, noting that Facebook Marketplace has no fees.

#7 I Really Wanted To Get This And Hang It Above My Bed. My Husband Wasn’t Quite Sure About That

I Really Wanted To Get This And Hang It Above My Bed. My Husband Wasn’t Quite Sure About That
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31points

#8 Stick It To Your Ex For 20 Bucks

Stick It To Your Ex For 20 Bucks
31points

#9 Crematorium

Crematorium
30points

Because of the variety of used items you can find on Facebook Marketplace, experts like University of Buffalo marketing professor Charles Lindsey refer to it as the “flea market of the internet.” However, it also attracts potential buyers because of how it offers transparency and security. 

#10 Local Facebook Marketplace

Local Facebook Marketplace
28points

#11 I Can’t Stop Laughing At This Listing I Saw On Fb Marketplace

I Can’t Stop Laughing At This Listing I Saw On Fb Marketplace
28points

#12 Is This Insane Enough?

Is This Insane Enough?
27points

“There's a bit more security with Facebook Marketplace in that you can see the seller's profile to better vet if they are a real person versus using sites such as Craigslist, where there is a lot more anonymity,” designer Karen Nepacena told Good Housekeeping

#13 The First Thing I See When I Open Facebook

The First Thing I See When I Open Facebook
26points

#14 Marketplace Blunder

Marketplace Blunder
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25points

#15 Corn Mask

Corn Mask
24points

Today’s digital world revolves around algorithms, and Facebook Marketplace is no different. For Nepacena, this allows buyers to have a seemingly more serendipitous experience with the items they intend to purchase. 

“Facebook Marketplace differs in that you can be ultra-specific on what you are searching for and wait for just the right item to come in your direction,” she said.

#16 Chainsaw Carved Ninja Turtles

Chainsaw Carved Ninja Turtles
22points

#17 Horse Coffee Mug

Horse Coffee Mug
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22points

#18 She Had A Few Pictures Of The Actual Couch, Too, But This Was Her Main Picture

She Had A Few Pictures Of The Actual Couch, Too, But This Was Her Main Picture
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21points

#19 Found Gold On Facebook Marketplace And Had To Share. A Lot To Process But I’m Obsessed. They’re Slaying Hard

Found Gold On Facebook Marketplace And Had To Share. A Lot To Process But I’m Obsessed. They’re Slaying Hard
21points

#20 “Religious Art”

“Religious Art”
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21points
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