35 Creepy Things People Had The Fortune (Or Misfortune) To Hear Coming From Kids’ Lips

My niece was maybe 3/4 at the time and we were watching a movie and the girl had purple eyes and she said she wanted her eyes and I told "she wouldn't be able to have her eyes". She said "sure I can, just cut them out.." it got awkward and we all just started laughing and I explained to her why you can't do that.

Babysitting two girls and one of them told me they wanted to cut me with a knife because I wouldn't let them take down the giant box of coloring utensils.

I mean, maybe I would've if we had paper to cover the table with. Anyways, her mom didn't like hearing that. 😅.

My mom said when I was a kid I ran to her, terrified and said "the devil is in our carpet" I have no recollection of this. In my opinion, that's funny as hell but my mother did not enjoy it.

I was holding my son whilst standing at the bottom of the stairs. He was very young and only really just starting to learn how to speak. Suddenly he looks up the stairs as if he'd seen someone. I ask him who it is and he said, clear as day, "he says he's daddy".

My possibly autistic 4 year old niece

"I hate you. I'm gonna peel your skin off when you sleep.... like an orange"

Edit: Thank you for all the up votes so far, may i just be clear and mention that at the time she couldn't and still can't peel oranges nicely?

Theres a lot of digging her nails into it, and pulling of the tiniest bits each time, if she was to somehow manage in peeling my skin off, I dunno what would be worse, the peeling it'self or the way she does it..

My friends older sister, when she was a small child was playing with an imaginary friend, when her mom asked who she was playing with she said "Roderick".
That was the name of the old man who died in their house before they moved in.

This sister has continued to have sttrrraaaange things happen around her.

When my daughter was 3-4 she said a couple of weird things. One night when I was tucking her in she suddenly looked past me staring at the doorway and stopped talking. I tried to get her attention but she was completely distracted. I turned to look thinking a sibling or my wife had walked in but nobody was there. I asked her what she was looking at and she said “the old Indian lady”.
I went into her room to check on her on a different night at a time she should have been asleep. All was quiet so I went over to tuck her in and her eyes were wide open. She didn’t respond to my approach so I asked her what she was looking at and she said “the big eye”.

I was watering my neighbours plants in their yard while they were away on vacation. The downstairs tenants had 2 small children maybe 3 and 5. They came outside and asked what I was doing. I explained that I was watering the plants so they wouldn't die. The youngest kid looked at me and said


'i wish I was gonna die'


Then they both skipped away to do whatever. My sister and I looked at eachother like 'wtf just happened'.

4am, my toddler leaning over my face. I thought she was leaning in for a kiss... nope. "MAMA. I want to ... I want to ..." *Yes honey what do you want*

"I want to eat your eyes".

Upon further questioning, she clarified she wanted "just a taste because eyes are salty", and that she intended to use a spoon for them.

My 4 year old has a hard time falling asleep each night. I asked her why and she said it was because she saw the shadow man come out of my room. 😳.

One of my nephews would in the most deadpan way say “I’ll cut you like a chicken” when he was young. You wanted to laugh but if you knew my sister (his mother)…..

Not creepy but after my grandma died, one day we were driving past the funeral home and my 5 year old said “mommy don’t cry, she’s not there, she’s with Jesus”.

My son for a short while would say hi and start talking in the direction of the window in the bedroom at night. He said he was talking to the man out the window... we also live on the second floor........ Luckily thus was short lived.


A more fun instance. He used his play kitchen to cook me food. he brought it over all happy, then when I grabbed the bowl he whispered "it's dangerous" then happily ran off to play.

I was with my 7-year-old cousin and she had told me if i knew where my 12 or 13-year-old cousin was (He had died at an early age) I didn't know what to say to her and i told her "I think he is at his home" she sees me confused and told me "What are you saying? i just saw him in the house upstairs" I did not know what to say to her and i just talked about something else.

My child telling me she saw me in her room or in the backyard when I know I wasn’t there.