59 Times Someone Won An Argument With Just One Sentence

“all quiet on the frontal lobe” is one i heard today and i can’t get over it

Shakespeare's gems: "Let's meet as little as we can." "I do desire we may be better strangers."

“Somewhere out there is a tree providing you oxygen find it and apologize”

As a person who worked in a call center my favorite was “I can explain it for you, but I cannot understand it for you”

“I love that you don’t let facts get in the way of your opinions”

“I’m not saying you’re the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope the dumbest person in the world doesn’t die” I heard an old white guy say it and I bust out laughing every time I think of or hear it

my personal fav "when the wind blows, does your head whistle?"

“I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”

“Ur probably the first person ive met to reach their full potential “

"I know you tried your best, that's what makes it so disappointing"

"I would insult you, but then id have to explain the insult to you and I just dont have that kind of time."

I'm sure you brighten every room you leave

“You should start a business… and mind it” is my favorite

heard this one recently "your two cents is why they're getting rid of pennies"

U have a unique way of speaking that makes people appreciate your silence

“I really admire your courage to speak in the absence of knowledge"

“You couldn’t dump water out of a boot even if the instructions were on the bottom”

“I see you’re committed to your current level of understanding”

„I would explain it slower, but I don't believe speed is the problem.”

“I envy the people that don’t know you”