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87 Punny Names That Won The Branding Game
FunnyMAR 22, 2016

87 Punny Names That Won The Branding Game

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Business names are the faces you show the world. A bland name like The Okayest Bar, This Is Where You Buy Food, or We Make Your Hair Shorter isn’t going to cut it in today’s consumerist environment where small businesses have to go beyond the limits of creativity to get noticed.

Sometimes, you have to be extra creative and come up with punny names for your business or product to get noticed. The funny shop signs you will find in this article are anything but ordinary!

Some people will claim that these funny shop names are a mistake. Nay! They are examples of the wittiest wits the internet and business world has to offer regarding creative branding. Which one is the funniest? Vote below for the best puns, or if you have any photos of punny store signage, share them with the rest of us in the comments!

#1 Bread Pitt

Bread Pitt
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49points

#2 Windows On 14th Street

Windows On 14th Street
48points

#3 Marketing 10/10

Marketing 10/10
45points

#4 Life Of Pie

Life Of Pie
45points

#5 The Little Restaurant That Never Grew Up

The Little Restaurant That Never Grew Up
43points

Do Funny Business Names Work?

There have been numerous studies on how a brand name can affect a business’s success. Experts have come to the mutual conclusion that customers associate the brand name with credibility and trust. Moreover, the brand name is what draws consumers in and piques their interest in exploring what the brand has to offer.

Think for yourself: which shop are you more likely to enter, the one that’s called Bakery or the one that’s called Bread Pitt? Punny names tickle your curiosity and create an expectation that the customer will enjoy the product or service of the business just as much as the name itself. Of course, a further stable relationship depends on the quality, but punny names play a significant role in establishing that first bond.  

#6 Harry Potter's Favorite Place In Town

Harry Potter's Favorite Place In Town
39points

#7 Fish And Chips Restaurant In England

Fish And Chips Restaurant In England
32points

#8 From Rock Music To Ironing

From Rock Music To Ironing
30points

#9 Where We're Going We Don't Need Rhododendrons

Where We're Going We Don't Need Rhododendrons
29points

#10 Tequila Mockingbird

Tequila Mockingbird
29points

#11 Quite A Dangerous One This, When You’re Line Of Work Most Likely Entails Dressing Up Mutton

Quite A Dangerous One This, When You’re Line Of Work Most Likely Entails Dressing Up Mutton
28points

#12 Brace Yourselves

Brace Yourselves
27points

#13 I'll Have Mine Lightly Battered Please

I'll Have Mine Lightly Battered Please
26points

#14 They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab But I Said No No No

They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab But I Said No No No
25points

#15 A Now Closed Down Florist In Huntington, York

A Now Closed Down Florist In Huntington, York
23points

Can You Use Any Pun for Funny Shop Names?

While punny names make your business or brand recognizable, make sure you’re using the proper technique to create it. Any name, especially a funny one, should be associated with something positive for the customer. And it goes without saying, your funny shop name shouldn’t be offensive! Here are some often-used pun types:

  • Homophonic puns play with the phonetic similarity two or more words have while having different spellings and meanings. Example: Flour Power Bakery (play on “flower” and “flour”)
  • Homographic puns make use of identical spelling, where words are pronounced differently and mean different things. Example: Lead Zeppelin Records (play on “lead” as a heavy metal and “Led Zeppelin”)
  • Homonymic puns are probably the most difficult ones to master because they rely on both the spelling and the pronunciation being the same while differing in meaning. Example: Bare Bear Salon (play on “bare” and “bear”)
  • Visual puns work best with pictures and are often used in logos. Example: A logo of a coffee mug with a bee flying above it, called “Brew-Bee Cafe” (play on “brew” and “bee”)

So, when opting for a funny name based on a pun for your business, consider carefully if you are using the right type of pun and whether the name you come up with is truly funny. Hopefully, the funny business name ideas we collected in this article will serve as motivation for your creativity. And now, keep on scrolling for even more funny business names!

#16 Are You Pho Real?

Are You Pho Real?
17points

#17 I Would Like To Order Stairway To Leaven, Please

I Would Like To Order Stairway To Leaven, Please
15points

#18 Sew It Seams

Sew It Seams
15points

#19 Seven Sea Of Riata

Seven Sea Of Riata
14points

#20 Welcome On Board!

Welcome On Board!
14points
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