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“Thank You For Wasting My Time”: 91 Baffling Posts Straight Out Of ‘Recruiting Hell’ (New Pics)

“Thank You For Wasting My Time”: 91 Baffling Posts Straight Out Of ‘Recruiting Hell’ (New Pics)

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Looking for a job is tough under regular circumstances. But now? Unless you get super lucky, it can be a living nightmare. Mass layoffs. Anxiety over artificial intelligence. Industry shakeups. Geopolitical uncertainty. There are many factors affecting the job market.
Our team is featuring the most relatable and spot-on posts from ‘Recruiting Hell’ to show you just how unhinged the job hunt can be. Scroll down to check out the pics about the dystopian moments that both job applicants and recruiters have to deal with daily.

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#21 At Least He Is Honest About His Current Skill Set

A resume with a photo and the phrase 'Hire me to unlock my full potential' for a new job. It is part of recruiting hell.
16points

In the meantime, psychologist Barbara Markway, Ph.D., who has written ‘The Self-Confidence Workbook: A Guide to Overcoming Self-Doubt and Improving Self-Esteem,’ stresses that you can reframe the gaps in your resume and lack of work experience to your advantage.

For example, during economically chaotic periods of time, you are competing against people of similar age with little to no work experience. You could leverage your good academic performance to set yourself apart.

For instance, if a recruiter asks you about your lack of experience, you could tell them something like: “I was fortunate that I was able to devote my full efforts to my studies. If I get the job, I would focus on my work just as I did on my studies. My academic record shows that I am very capable.”

#22 Give Them A Taste Of Their Own Medicine

A tweet suggesting a reality show where baby boomers apply for jobs, showcasing recruiting hell.
16points

#23 Wild

A tweet from Adam Karpiak highlighting a remote job listing that requires onsite presence, an example of recruiting hell.
16points

#24 Thanks But No Thanks

Screenshot of an online application for a new job, highlighting the intern role needing a minimum of 7 years of work experience.
14points

If you feel particularly anxious about going to job interviews, you can always practice to make up for your weaknesses. You could do mock interviews with people you trust, like family, friends, classmates, etc.

“Many people with anxiety avoid practicing, because it raises their anxiety level. But this is a mistake. In the end, you’ll come across as more confident and less anxious if you’ve practiced,” Markway writes.

#25 Interviewer Didn’t Show Up

An email from a recruiter canceling an interview and stating a candidate is no longer considered for a new job.
I had a virtual job interview scheduled today for a big bank. I waited the whole 30 minutes, and the person never showed up to start the meeting. I emailed the recruiter after ~10 minutes, asking if the interview was still happening. Then 1.5 hours after the scheduled interview, I got the following email. So unprofessional!
EDIT: Since some people have asked - it’s Deutsche bank
14points

#26 Plsss Make It Stop!!!!!!!!

A screenshot of a Grindr conversation where a job applicant follows up on an interview, illustrating recruiting hell.
14points

#27 The Double Standard Is Real

A two-panel meme showing animated flowers reacting to recruiters/interviewers being late for a new job interview, and applicants being late.
14points

Created in early 2016, ‘Recruiting Hell’ has been sharing the truth about the biggest, most ridiculous challenges people face in the market for more than a decade.

Though posts by disillusioned job seekers are the most common, the online community also invites HR professionals to share their stories about nightmare candidates, too.

The online group gets a massive 1.1 million visitors every single week. It just goes to show how many people loathe the current state of the job industry.

#28 “Make The Candidate Feel Like They Were Strongly Considered Even If They Weren’t”. Wow

An email showing a new job application rejection with a visible placeholder text for a generic message, revealing recruiting hell.
13points

#29 I’ve Received Some Weird Messages From Headhunters, But This One Might Take The Cake

A recruiter sends a Spotify playlist as a new job outreach. The new job post highlights recruiting hell.
13points

#30 Just Do It

A meme of a character from The Simpsons, sarcastically saying my goodness, what an idea, in response to quitting your job.
13points

Once you’ve upvoted the posts that resonated with you, we want to hear from you. Grab a snack or drink and share your perspective in the comments at the bottom of this list.

In your personal experience, what are the biggest challenges in the job market that you’ve noticed recently?

If you’re currently looking for a new job or dealing with financial pressure, what issues have you been running into?

Meanwhile, if you work in HR and recruiting, what problems with candidates have you spotted?

Tell us all about it!

#31 Time To Sign Up To The Army

An orange cat looking directly at the camera with text about a job application issue related to a new job.
13points

#32 It's That Simple

A meme showing an interviewer asking about job expectations and the applicant responding with job and salary, representing recruiting hell.
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#33 Found This On Linkedin

A tweet about New Job recruitment hell, humorously suggesting to just start working anywhere without a CV.
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#34 For The 100th Time

A meme from Recruiting Hell showing an interviewer asking about a CV gap and the candidate asking why the job is open.
13points

#35 Yikes

A dropdown menu for race on a job application with an offensive definition of 'Brown', reflecting recruiting hell.
12points

#36 Interviews

A post from Bukky sharing a story from Lumko Solwandle on LinkedIn about a job interview, illustrating recruiting hell.
12points

#37 Resume Gap

Cartoon of an interviewer asking Jesus about a 2-day gap in his resume, highlighting recruiting hell for a new job.
12points

#38 Can't Tell If This Is Illegal

A job application form asking about age, with the question If you want a new job, these posts might change your mind.
12points

#39 I Hate It Here

Screenshot of a new job listing for Data Analyst Junior, showing required skills and educational background.
I've been in the industry over 10 years and have lowered my standards to apply for just about everything including junior positions only to find a local company looking for a junior analyst that pays like a junior role but requires a masters degree. What are these people smoking these days?
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11points

#40 Received This 5 Minutes Before The Interview

A cancelled job interview notice for a new job, stating the reason was accidental booking outside their hiring timezone.
11points
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