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31 CIA Spy Tools So Ridiculous, People Thought They Were Movie Props

31 CIA Spy Tools So Ridiculous, People Thought They Were Movie Props

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Thanks to spy films and TV shows, the CIA has been famous for using nifty gadgets that may have inspired Angus MacGyver. Typical Hollywood exaggerations aside, the agency does have dedicated technology for covert operations, and many of them are disguised as everyday things. 
Here are some examples from the CIA’s artifacts section. Concealment devices made to look like coins? Check. Fountain pens that could hold a cyanide capsule? Roger that. Radio receivers built as a smokable pipe? You bet. 
Scroll through this list to see the lengths the CIA went to gather precious intel or hide weapons.

#1 Insectothopter

Insectothopter
Developed by CIA’s Office of Research and Development in the 1970s, this micro unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) was the first flight of an insect-sized vehicle (insectothopter). It was intended to prove the concept of such miniaturized platforms for intelligence collection.
Insectothopter had a miniature engine to move the wings up and down. A small amount of gas was used to drive the engine, and the excess was vented out the rear for extra thrust. The flight tests were impressive. However, control in any kind of crosswind proved too difficult.
43points

#2 Fountain Pen Concealment

Fountain Pen Concealment
In the early 1970s, Aleksandr Ogorodnik was a Soviet bureaucrat serving his country in Bogota, Colombia. CIA recruited Ogorodnik in January 1974 and gave him the cryptonym TRIGON. As a CIA asset, Ogorodnik smuggled documents from the Soviet Embassy and brought them to a safehouse where CIA photographed them. The material he provided gave CIA valuable insights into Soviet policies in Latin America. To prepare Ogorodnik for his return to the Soviet Union in October 1974, at Ogorodnik’s insistence, OTS provided him a concealment (within the pen) modified to hold a cyanide capsule as a way to unalive himself in case he was caught. Although its features are not visible in this photo, the pen given to TRIGON used similar technology and tradecraft. TRIGON’s concerns were valid. In early 1977, TRIGON’s CIA case officers noticed the quality of his photos declined significantly, which led them to believe the Soviets were onto him. CIA later learned TRIGON had died on 22 June 1977. After the Soviet KGB had arrested him, he agreed to sign a confession—as long as he could use his own pen. When the KGB allowed him to do so, Ogorodnik bit down on the pen, releasing the cyanide, and died instantly.
34points

#3 Pigeon Camera

Pigeon Camera
CIA’s Office of Research and Development developed a camera small and light enough to be carried by a pigeon. With the camera strapped to its breast, the bird would be released. With the camera running, the bird would fly over a target on its return home. Being a common species, the pigeon concealed its role as an intelligence collection platform among the activities of thousands of other birds. Pigeon imagery was taken within hundreds of feet of the target so it was much more detailed than imagery from other collection platforms. (Aircraft took photos from tens of thousands of feet and satellites from hundreds of miles above the target.)
The camera could be set to begin taking photographs after release or after a pre-set delay. The camera took a series of still images at a set interval. A tiny, battery-powered motor advanced the film and cocked the shutter. Details of pigeon missions are still classified.
31points

Covert intelligence existed long before the CIA, and we are all familiar with it today. General George Washington was a master of this important skill and used it during the height of the Revolutionary War. 

As the Commander of the Continental Army, General Washington used invisible ink as one of his main intelligence tools. As the name suggests, the ink would disappear and require another mixture to make it readable.

#4 Office Of Strategic Services Letter Removal Device

Office Of Strategic Services Letter Removal Device
During World War II, one used this special pincer device to take letters from their envelopes without opening the seals. By inserting it into the unsealed gap at the top of an envelope flap, one could then wind the letter around the pincers and extract the letter from within.
30points

#5 "Silver Dollar" Hollow Container

"Silver Dollar" Hollow Container
Concealment devices allowed CIA officers to transport messages without suspicion.
This coin may appear to be an Eisenhower silver dollar, but it is really a concealment device. It was used to hide messages or film so they could be sent secretly. Because it looks like ordinary pocket change, it is almost undetectable.
28points

#6 Microdot Camera

Microdot Camera
The secret transfer of documents became very difficult during the Cold War. Agents relied on the microdot camera to photograph and reduce whole pages of information onto a single tiny piece of film. This piece of film could be embedded into the text of a letter as small as the period at the end of this sentence.
Microdots were also hidden in other things such as rings, hollow coins, or other mailed items. The recipient would read the microdot with the aid of a special viewer, often cleverly concealed as well.
25points

Now, some of you may be wondering what makes the invisible ink work. Fortunately, this information is no longer classified, and the CIA even published the ingredients on its official website. You can make this right in the comfort of your kitchen. 

To make the ink itself, you will need a “weak solution of starch” and a “tincture of iodine.” Once that bluish ink fades, you will need five grams of potassium iodate, 100 grams of water, and two grams of tartaric acid to make it reappear.

#7 "Belly Buster" Hand-Crank Audio Drill

"Belly Buster" Hand-Crank Audio Drill
The flat, compact kit was easy for operators to conceal in transit. During use, the operator had to hold it against their stomach, earning the hand-crank drill its nickname “Belly Buster.”
CIA used the “Belly Buster” drill during the late 1950s and early 1960s to drill holes into masonry for implanting audio devices. After assembly, the base of the drill was held firmly against the stomach while the handle was cranked manually. This kit came with several drill bits and accessories.
25points

#8 Radio Receiver Concealment

Radio Receiver Concealment
A subminiature radio receiver is concealed in this modified pipe. The user hears the sound via “bone conduction” from the jaw to the ear canal.
24points

#9 Robot Fish "Charlie"

Robot Fish "Charlie"
CIA’s Office of Advanced Technologies and Programs developed the unmanned underwater vehicle (UUV) fish to study aquatic robot technology. Some of the specifications used to develop “Charlie” were:
speed
endurance
maneuverability
depth control
navigational accuracy
autonomy
communications status.
The UUV fish contains a pressure hull, ballast system, and communications system in the body and a propulsion system in the tail. It is controlled by a wireless line-of-sight radio handset.
24points

Apart from spy gadgets, the CIA also used propaganda campaigns to influence a population’s behavior. They primarily used three types: white, which used gentle persuasion; grey, which was mysterious in nature because the source was never identified; and black, which was misinformation that identified with one faction but was actually from the opposition. 

An example of white propaganda was the leaflets that the CIA airdropped during the Persian Gulf War. It happened right before a bombing by the Allied forces to alert civilians and give them time to evacuate. At the same time, it urged opposing military units to surrender.

#10 Elephant Counter

Elephant Counter
CIA technicians invented and used this unusual device in the 1960s to keep track of the enemy in Southeast Asia. The mission was to count people and supplies moving down the Ho Chi Minh Trail from North Vietnam to South Vietnam along the borders of Laos and Cambodia. Many of the Laotian trail watchers whom CIA recruited could not read or write, let alone understand English. And so the device featured “pictograms,” such as symbols representing troops, trucks, motorcycles, carts, bicycles, tanks, cannons, small artillery, missiles, donkeys, and yes, occasionally elephants, a common beast of burden in Laos. Alongside each pictogram was a knob that could be set to a number, and then the data could be transmitted to an airplane by activating a toggle switch. Though such devices were ingenious in concept and design, the realities of life on the ground in SE Asia meant that it was always difficult for CIA to arrive at an accurate measure of traffic on the trail.
24points

#11 Escape & Evasion Survival Kit

Escape & Evasion Survival Kit
Designed for use by special operations personnel, this kit contains a number of survival tools, including a diamond wire to cut metal, fishing equipment, a ceramic blade, a can opener, lock picks, and a mini-Leatherman tool.
22points

#12 Lithium-Iodine Battery

Lithium-Iodine Battery
The Central Intelligence Agency often develops technology and conducts research that not only advances its mission but, when declassified, can have significant impact on the world. In the 1970s, the CIA shared research it had done on lithium-iodine batteries with the medical community. This same technology is used in heart pacemakers today.
20points

But since we are on the topic of gadgets, the CIA also used certain items to open, read, and reseal letters and packages without the recipient’s knowledge. These “flaps and seals” kits were prevalent in the 1960s and were available for “beginner” and “advanced” users.

These days, you can buy these devices marketed as a “CIA letter opener” for $9.99. How times have changed.

#13 "Dead" Drop Spike

"Dead" Drop Spike
This dead drop was intended to look like a cemetery spike, which kept the drop from drawing any unwanted attention.
Communication between agents and their handlers always poses a risk. A “dead” drop allows secure communication by one person leaving and the other person picking up material later at a prearranged location. This eliminates the need for direct contact. This device is a spike that one could push into the ground. It is hollow and could contain messages, documents, or film.
20points

#14 Seismic Intruder Detection Devices

Seismic Intruder Detection Devices
These Cold War Era intrusion detectors were designed to blend in with the terrain. They can detect movement of people, animals, or objects up to 300 meters away. The devices are powered by tiny power cells and have built-in antennae. Transmitters relay data from the device via coded impulses.
19points

#15 Tobacco Pouch Camera

Tobacco Pouch Camera
Tobacco pouches and other everyday items were used to disguise cameras for covert gathering of intelligence.
A miniature 35-mm film camera manufactured in Switzerland is concealed in this modified tobacco pouch. A spring-wound mechanism advances the film between exposures.
19points

Let’s flip the discussion over to you, readers. Which of these CIA spy gadgets caught your eye the most? What do you think drew your attention? Share your insights in the comments below!

#16 A Camera That Fits In A Cigarette Pack

A Camera That Fits In A Cigarette Pack
18points

#17 Modified Makeup Compact

Modified Makeup Compact
A code is a system of communication in which groups of symbols represent words. Codes may be used for brevity or security. Here, a code is concealed inside the mirror of a makeup compact. By tilting the mirror at the correct angle, the code is revealed.
18points

#18 Minox B Camera

Minox B Camera
In 1936, Walter Zapp, a Latvian engineer, developed a portable camera that would fit easily into the palm of the hand and yet take high-quality, spontaneous pictures. The Minox subminiature camera, in its various models, was the world’s most widely used spy camera. When it first became available, the camera was considered a marvel of technology; it was originally made from steel in Riga, Latvia, from 1937 to 1944.
Minox used film one-quarter the size of standard 35-mm film, with 50 frames loaded in a cassette. The ultra-light aluminum-shell Minox B was produced from 1958 to 1972. Because of its small size, it was easy to conceal. It could take excellent photographs of documents at close range and was a natural for secret photography.
In 1969, the Minox C was introduced with an electronic shutter. It is no longer in production. Convicted KGB spy John A. Walker, Jr., used a Minox C to photograph sensitive National Security Agency codes.
18points

#19 The "Flyaway Kit"

The "Flyaway Kit"
The Directorate of Science and Technology developed cutting-edge tools for CIA officers to use to gather and analyze intelligence.
This briefcase contained the basic tools that a CIA photointerpreter might need to conduct imagery analysis in the field to support an ongoing operation.
18points

#20 Disguise Kit

Disguise Kit
17points
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