Imagine your boyfriend telling you not to touch the "cow meat" in the fridge because it belongs to a neighbor, when in reality it's another woman's carefully concealed clothing. Or, your man trying to convince you that the baby on his lap is yours, and that you've probably forgotten because of "mom brain." Plot twist: HE had the baby with someone else. Yeah, there are certain things that we just cannot make up. No matter how hard we try.
Those are just two twisted tales that came to light recently when someone asked people to "share the most insane thing your ex did." And if you think they're bad, wait 'til you read some of the others. All we can say is there's now proof that crazy comes packaged (or disguised) in all shapes and sizes.
Bored Panda has had a jaw-dropping read through all of the comments to select the ones that really made us question the human race. Some are a little unhinged, others are full-blown psychopath. All are a reminder that even when you think you know someone really well, they can always leave you wondering whether you actually ever knew them at all.
We also reveal how to tell if you're dating an actual psychopath. You'll find that info between the images...
#21
when we broke up he would come at my place at night and sleep on a tree just to see who im with😂😂😂
28points
#22
My ex wrote me a letter in blood. He also asked if he could get me pregnant after I broke up with him. Said once I gave birth to sign all rights over to him and he would take care of the kid and never talk to me again. Because he was so desperate to love someone and them love him back…..
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27points
#23
He lied about stage 3/4 cancer for months, falsified documents and faked doctor visits (also got himself hospitalised for the same issue using the same fake documents- and the doctors found out and kicked him out of the hospital before a surgery he didnt need) and made my family feel sorry for him and transfer him 1000 euros (and he wants to become a priest and tried to convince me to marry him for that)
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26points
#24
Took another girl out to dinner on our anniversary.
26points
#25
Well he did cheat but then decided to join a dart team with one of his affair partners so they could throw darts together every Sunday to punish me for catching him cheating and I was still supposed to stay and raise a baby together.
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26points
#26
he came to my place at the middle of the night barefoot to prove that he loves me then a week later he got married to someone else
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26points
#27
After divorce ex-husband came to my dad and tried to convince that I’m insane, alcoholic, pills-addicted and violent to my kid. None of this is true btw.
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25points
#28
He took his clothes off and slept on the street, blocking my driveway
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24points
#29
He took the girl he was cheating on me with to spain (WITH THE MONEY I PUT IN OUR VACATION FUND)
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24points
#30
He placed another ladies clothes in the fridge telling me it’s his neighbors cow meat so I should not touch it .
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23points
#31
he got married while we were dating, I confronted him he said it's just an introduction is not wedding...... fast forward to when he found out I was dating someone else, he broke my bfs windscreen..... wereh sleep station that day... he said if I can not be with him, I can't be with someone else
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23points
#32
Long distance relationship - bought a whole house with someone else while we were together. Moved in with her. When I would send him coffee or meals by Uber eats on his hard days to his old apartment because obviously I didn't know then that he had moved, he would pretend to receive it and tell me how great it tasted
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22points
#33
He asked me to tell his girlfriend who came over unexpectedly that im his sister😢 😢
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22points
#34
Delayed our divorce with the excuses he did not have time for it because he had to arrange the funeral of his friend. He did not tell who it was. Turned out to be some who i was also friends with. So, did not bother to tell me who died, but effort in making sure i did not het to know about the funeral, used his dead friend as an excuse to not cooperate in the divorce.
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20points
#35
he came home drunk at 3 in the morning, found me in bed ,he poured water on me while I was sleeping 😭
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19points
#36
After dating for more than a year, my ex ghosted me with no reason
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18points
#37
He came to my house at 2:30 am to see if I was with another man, he knocked and knocked called but I silenced my phone. Started shouting at my window that he will put surveillance on me, he went home when he was tired.
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18points
#39
He almost moved to Montana with the girl he was cheating on me with, then asked me to come along to become his side chick, then when I said no he started losing it and asking how we can make our relationship work if I won't move to be in the same place as him (which is been doing already for the past 5 years)
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16points
#40
I didn’t talk to him for days,he came to me saying he is bored and lonely asking for my friend’s number 😂😩
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15points