Kids have no filter, and we love collecting all the unhinged things they say. One group of people who have an endless supply of these gems is teachers.
So after Reddit user Loud_Bluejay_6663 asked them to share the craziest family lore a student has told them, the replies immediately flew in.
From embarrassing injury reports to confessions about secret relatives, I guess it's easier to spill the tea when you're still figuring out the rules of the world.
#61
Had a 2yo tell me they had a skeleton in their basement. I figured lol halloween decor, but it was a little funny, so I mentioned it to his mom, and she said no, they had a *real* skeleton in the basement that dad had seen someone taking to drop off at the thrift store, but he was like WOW and the person gave it to him instead. I did not ask further questions, but I don’t think it was a plastic one.
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6points
#62
Student casually says in dead silence ‘my parents are cousins’. I don’t remember how I found out it was true, but it was true. They were first cousins.
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5points