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A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs
Funny,JokesSEP 21, 2022

A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs

Eligijus Sinkunas
Marisha Kazaryan
Eligijus Sinkunas and Marisha Kazaryan
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The all-American, the ever-masculine, and forever brooding cowboy epitomize the Wild West and days of America’s glorious past. And why wouldn’t it be, and who wouldn’t want to try their hand at herding cattle through vastly glorious Great Plains or driving them down for winter from the peaks of the Rockies? 
Of course, every well-sung hero is no real protagonist without a funny side to them, and the iconic cowboy is no exception. That said, we’re not here to give you a list of cowboy songs about love lost and starry skies - they won’t just cut enough cake in the funny department. Instead, what we did here is we rounded up a list of the very best cowboy jokes to turn the myth into a person! We’ve lassoed real gems of cowboy humor and hobbled them here, and if there’s one thing we can guarantee is that these funny cowboy skits will have you snorting like a Quarter horse after a good cattle run. 
As you can see, we’re not so hot to trot in making up cowboy puns ourselves, so to make it up to you, we’ve also included some pretty darn excellent ones on this list. All you need to do now is to saddle up, take a ride down west, and check out our selection of cowboy jokes!

#1 This Rodeo’s Got Moves

This Rodeo’s Got Moves
What does a teenage cowboy say when he throws somebody out of the saloon?
“Yeet haw!”
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#2 This Pun Rode Into My Heart

What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
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The Cowboy Joke History

While there’s no official story of when and how cowboy jokes originated, we dare to say they’re as old as the Wild West itself. After all, once a cowboy was no rarity, but rather a very common-place occurrence. And when a thing, a person, or an occupation is aplenty, there are bound to be jokes. Be as it may, we usually search for topics to laugh at in our daily lives!

#3 Plot twist: nightmares are hungry too

Why did the cowboy take hay to bed?
To feed his nightmares.
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#4 Burning down the dad joke corral

Which cowboy is famous for starting fires?
Flint Eastwood!
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Cowboy Joke Styles

Whether you’re in for some hilarious puns or cowboy dad jokes, any style can accommodate a bit of hee-haw and a dash of jingly spurs. 

No, but seriously, the unifying cowboy theme can be found in plenty of joke styles! And if your regular cowboy dad joke is as corny and simple-minded as it gets, then longer, story-format jokes offer a more sophisticated take on this once-lowly career.

#5 Ride or Valhalla

Where do Viking Cowboys go when they die?
Y'allhalla.
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#6 Mood: Dead Inside, Y’all

Mood: Dead Inside, Y’all
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a winchester in their mouth.
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Cowboy Humor in Popular Culture

Okay, hold your hats because you might get blown by this fact - between 1930 and 1954, in the US alone, the movie industry churned out *drum roll* 2700 Western movies! And that’s just in those years, so imagine the real number of movies that classify as Western or have an appearance of a cowboy in them? That’s way more than anyone could watch in their lifetime. 

Luckily for us, we don’t have to watch this many movies to get all the best bits of cowboy humor from pop culture delivered to us. It’s plenty enough to read this hand-picked selection of cowboy jokes! After all, the internet lore gets its jokes from various places, and we bet some of them come from exactly those 2700 Western movies made way back when. 

#7 Spurs Ready, Sun’s Out

"I’m making a new cowboy film called "The Sun". It’s set in the west!"
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#8 Practical hat hacks I didn’t know I needed

Why are cowboy hats curled up on the side?
So they can fit three in the pickup.
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#9 Cowboy hats: not cow-approved

What’s the time when your cow sits on your cowboy hat?
Time to get a new cowboy hat!
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#10 Cowboys Need Hugs Too

How do you warm up a frozen cowboy?
Yee thaw!
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#11 This pun’s got me riding high

This pun’s got me riding high
What do you call a takeout low-calorie meal for a cowboy?
A saddle light dish.
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#12 Beam me up, Buttercow

How do space cowboys wrangle their cattle?
A tractor beam.
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#13 Classic dad joke energy

Why did everybody think the cowboy was so funny?
Because he was always horsing around.
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#14 Classic cowboy mood swing

What did the young cowboy say when his sweet little dog went missing?
“Doggone!”
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#15 This Joke Just Rode In

This Joke Just Rode In
What’s a cowboy’s least favorite car?
A cattle-lack.
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#16 Cowboys Do Bounce Back

What is it called when a cowboy dies and comes back to life?
Reintarnation.
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#17 This Joke Rode Into My DMs

What do you call a retired old cowboy?
De-ranged.
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#18 When Your Outfit Gives You Away

A cowboy rides into town wearing a paper suit and paper hat. He wasn’t in town five minutes before he was arrested for rustling.
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#19 Well, that’s one slow rodeo

Well, that’s one slow rodeo
Why was the cowboy sad?
He couldn’t giddy-up.
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#20 Sunday is clearly off-limits here

What do the Dallas Cowboys and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common?
Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.
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