Four legs, cleft hooves, and a mouth with no upper teeth. Two horns, an udder, and a swishy tail. These words create a truly wondrous image - one that comes before your very own eyes as if from a mist, slowly revealing a statuesque picture of a… cow! And we are pretty certain that cows with their wet noses and plate-sized eyes rimmed by luscious lashes deserve all the poetry on Earth. However, to us, poetry comes in a slightly different manner than the rest. You probably know where we are headed here, right? Yep, you guessed it - to us, poetry equals silly puns because having a little loving chortle beats any ballad or sonnet. For us, anyway. And so - this is our list dedicated to cow puns, and to cow puns only.
Out of the many topics for funny wordplays, animal puns are by far our favorite. See, animals are already cute, making all the witticisms about them into inherently cute puns. So, a double whammy - it’s fun, AND it’s cute. Try and beat this combo; we’re waiting! Also, talking specifically about these adorable puns dedicated to cows, they’re as rich with phonetic jokes as the sea is with fishes. And while a ‘moo’ is no siren’s song (as declared by many), to us, the very same ‘moo’ is the most calming sound to which we’d like to wake and fall asleep. So, incorporating it into a clever pun or two is basically a must.
But we’ve probably already done enough to show our devotion to these large ruminants, and now it’s exactly the right time to skip to the animal puns themselves. They are, just as always, a bit further down, and once you are there, give your vote for the best puns of the bunch. Also, it would be kind of you to share this article with your friends - we think they, too, would appreciate some cows and hilarious puns injected into their day.
#41 Plot twist: Cow-leted protection

Why did the Secret Service surround the president with dozens of cows?
They were trying to beef up security.
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#42 Livin’ That Udderly Weird Life
How did the cow get to Mars?
It flew through udder space.
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#43 Breakfast of moo-champions
What do cows eat for breakfast?
Moosli.
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#44 Moo-ving On Up
What do you call a strong cow?
Beefy.
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#45 Dad jokes hitting different today
What did the cow say to the cheese?
"I am your father."
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#46 Talk about being mood food

Why couldn’t the cow gain weight?
She was more of a grazer.
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#47 Thick Skin, Zero Drama
Why is it so hard to hurt a cow’s feelings?
They’re skin’s as thick as leather.
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#48 Udderly Punny Science
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lack-tose.
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#49 Guess the cow’s family tree just leveled up
Cow telling her family history:
My grandfather was a knight. He was Sir Loin.
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#50 Classic cow drama right here
Why was the farmer mad at his cow?
The excuse she gave was a bunch of bull.
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#51 When cows pull tricks out of hats

What do you call a cow who does magic?
Moo-dini.
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#52 Cowspiracy Uncovered
What do you call a cow with no spots?
A Moo-tant.
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#53 Classic cow plot twist
Why weren’t the cows in the field?
They Moooooved.
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#54 Because even cows need kickstands now
It is now legal to park bovines with foot coverings in motorcycle parking spaces.
They’re officially labeled as Cowasockies.
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#55 Moo-ving on math jokes
What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A cow pi.
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#56 I’m here for these puns

What’s a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
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#57 Classic Dad Joke Energy
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, silly. Cow say MOOOOOOOO.
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#58 Classic joke, still gold
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow, wh — MOOOOOO!
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#59 Udderly Bouncing for Joy
What do you get when a cow jumps on a trampoline?
Milkshake.
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#60 Udderly Suspicious Activity
What do you call it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
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