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158 Cow Puns That Show How Wonderful These Animals Are
Funny,Animals,JokesJUL 20, 2022

158 Cow Puns That Show How Wonderful These Animals Are

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Four legs, cleft hooves, and a mouth with no upper teeth. Two horns, an udder, and a swishy tail. These words create a truly wondrous image - one that comes before your very own eyes as if from a mist, slowly revealing a statuesque picture of a… cow! And we are pretty certain that cows with their wet noses and plate-sized eyes rimmed by luscious lashes deserve all the poetry on Earth. However, to us, poetry comes in a slightly different manner than the rest. You probably know where we are headed here, right? Yep, you guessed it - to us, poetry equals silly puns because having a little loving chortle beats any ballad or sonnet. For us, anyway. And so - this is our list dedicated to cow puns, and to cow puns only. 
Out of the many topics for funny wordplays, animal puns are by far our favorite. See, animals are already cute, making all the witticisms about them into inherently cute puns. So, a double whammy - it’s fun, AND it’s cute. Try and beat this combo; we’re waiting! Also, talking specifically about these adorable puns dedicated to cows, they’re as rich with phonetic jokes as the sea is with fishes. And while a ‘moo’ is no siren’s song (as declared by many), to us, the very same ‘moo’ is the most calming sound to which we’d like to wake and fall asleep. So, incorporating it into a clever pun or two is basically a must. 
But we’ve probably already done enough to show our devotion to these large ruminants, and now it’s exactly the right time to skip to the animal puns themselves. They are, just as always, a bit further down, and once you are there, give your vote for the best puns of the bunch. Also, it would be kind of you to share this article with your friends - we think they, too, would appreciate some cows and hilarious puns injected into their day. 

#1 Got me cow-pletely charmed

Got me cow-pletely charmed
How do cows say “thank you” for dinner in Spanish?
Moo-chas grass-ias.
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#2 Call me a mind-moo-nreader

Déjà Moo is the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
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24points

#3 Udderly Punny Biology

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
They lactose.
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22points

#4 Well, That’s One Way to Brand Noise

Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
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22points

#5 Un-bull-ievably Good Vibes

What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic!
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#6 Dad jokes hitting different today

Dad jokes hitting different today
What did the bull say to his son when he was going off to school?
Bison!!!
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18points

#7 Udderly Shaken, Not Stirred

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
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17points

#8 Udderly Lost in Translation

What happens when you talk to a cow?
It goes in one ear and out the udder!
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#9 Udderly Unbelievable Tale

Did you hear about the famous cow?
They say her milk is Legend Dairy.
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#10 Udderly adorable bedtime vibes

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
It’s pasture bedtime.
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#11 Got milk and meds?

Got milk and meds?
Where do cows get all their medicine?
The farmacy.
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#12 Money mooooves differently here

What do you call the cow who hit it big playing the lottery?
A cash cow.
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16points

#13 Tiny cow, big sweet surprise

What you do get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
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#14 Udderly disappointing but hilarious

What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
A milk dud.
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15points

#15 Plot twist: it wasn’t the moon’s fault

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer’s hands were cold.
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#16 Candy-coated cowboy vibes

Candy-coated cowboy vibes
If a cowboy is happy, does that make him a… Jolly Rancher?
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#17 Udderly Unexpected Gas

Where do cow farts come from?
From their dairy air.
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#18 When Pasture Drama Hits Peak Mood

What do you get when you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
A baaaaaaad mooooood.
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#19 Mood: Spotted and Unheard

What did the cow say to its therapist?
“I feel seen but not herd.”
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#20 Top-tier dad joke energy

What do you call cattle that tell jokes?
Laughing stock.
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13points
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