Four legs, cleft hooves, a nose that takes up half its face, a toothless grin, a couple of horns, and an udder - see how aplenty is the material for jokes with a cow? It’s like Pandora’s box and a cornucopia mashed up for generating quips, wisecracks, and puns, all of which are hilarity itself, indeed. Whether you think of cows as these timid ruminants forever living in slow motion unbothered by worldly problems or if you think of them as the four-legged creatures happily frolicking in the Swiss Alps, you have to agree that in either of these pictures you can find something funny about its main hero, the cow. It might be its oddly shaped neckless body, it might be the sounds it makes (a ‘moo’? How on Earth is that not funny?), or the relentless flatulence that you might observe when overlooking a herd of these slowly-moving giants. Thus, we can make an equation stating that a ‘cow’ equals ‘funny,’ and these hilarious jokes perfectly prove this case. In fact, you’ll be convinced of it right after reading the very first of these corny jokes, and after you are done with the whole entirety of a hundred and twenty-six cow jokes, you might feel the need to lie down to digest the amusement that you’ve just read.
But let the cool animal jokes do the convincing here themselves. As you definitely know by now, our picks of the best jokes talking about bovines are just a cow’s eyelash below. And although it might take some time to ruminate on these awesome jokes, do not forget to vote for the best ones nevertheless. Of course, share this article with anyone who has an interest in cows or jokes. Basically, everyone!
#21
What did the cow say when the farmer pulled its tail?
How diary!
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#22
Why did the cow look so confused?
He was having deja moo.
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#24
Two cows are grazing in the field. One cow says to the other, "Hey Dorris, you worried about this Mad-Cow Disease epidemic?" The other cow turns and says, "Why would I be? I'm a chicken."
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#25
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
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#26
How did the cow get to the moon?
It went to udder space.
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#27

What has the lone cow been up to lately?
Nobody’s herd.
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#28
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow much longer will you put up with all this knocking?
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#31
What happens when you try talking to a cow?
Everything just goes in one ear and out the udder.
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#32

What do cows read in the morning?
The moos-paper!
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#33
How do you know which cow is the best dancer?
See which one has the best moo-ves.
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#34
What kind of shows do cows like best?
Moosicals.
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#35
What happens when a cow laughs?
Milk comes out of its nose.
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#36

How do dairy farmers do their taxes?
They go to an accountant.
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#37
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-?
MOO!
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#38
Where would you find a cow who’s having a really bad day?
At McDonalds.
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#39
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
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#40

What do you call a momma cow who’s just given birth?
Decalfinated.
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