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123 Udderly A-moo-sing Cow Jokes
Funny,Animals,JokesFEB 22, 2022

123 Udderly A-moo-sing Cow Jokes

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Four legs, cleft hooves, a nose that takes up half its face, a toothless grin, a couple of horns, and an udder - see how aplenty is the material for jokes with a cow? It’s like Pandora’s box and a cornucopia mashed up for generating quips, wisecracks, and puns, all of which are hilarity itself, indeed. Whether you think of cows as these timid ruminants forever living in slow motion unbothered by worldly problems or if you think of them as the four-legged creatures happily frolicking in the Swiss Alps, you have to agree that in either of these pictures you can find something funny about its main hero, the cow. It might be its oddly shaped neckless body, it might be the sounds it makes (a ‘moo’? How on Earth is that not funny?), or the relentless flatulence that you might observe when overlooking a herd of these slowly-moving giants. Thus, we can make an equation stating that a ‘cow’ equals ‘funny,’ and these hilarious jokes perfectly prove this case. In fact, you’ll be convinced of it right after reading the very first of these corny jokes, and after you are done with the whole entirety of a hundred and twenty-six cow jokes, you might feel the need to lie down to digest the amusement that you’ve just read.
But let the cool animal jokes do the convincing here themselves. As you definitely know by now, our picks of the best jokes talking about bovines are just a cow’s eyelash below. And although it might take some time to ruminate on these awesome jokes, do not forget to vote for the best ones nevertheless. Of course, share this article with anyone who has an interest in cows or jokes. Basically, everyone!

#1

123 Udderly A-moo-sing Cow Jokes
What do you call a cow jumping on a trampoline?
A milkshake.
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19points

#2

Where would you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it.
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16points

#3

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly, cows go moo!
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14points

#4

123 Udderly A-moo-sing Cow Jokes
What would you get if you cross an angry sheep and a grumpy cow?
An animal that’s totally in a baaaaaad moooood.
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14points

#5

What do you call a sad cow?
Moo-dy.
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13points

#6

How do you make a cow be quiet?
Press the moo-te button.
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13points

#7

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To get to the Milky Way.
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#8

What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
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#9

123 Udderly A-moo-sing Cow Jokes
What would you call a cow wearing armor?
Sir Loin.
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13points

#10

Why don’t cows have money?
Because the farmers keep draining them dry.
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13points

#11

Why did the farmer stop making cow jokes?
He kept butchering every one.
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#12

Why was the cow so afraid of messing up?
Because the steaks were high.
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#13

123 Udderly A-moo-sing Cow Jokes
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator!
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12points

#14

Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side!
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12points

#15

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow-a-bunga, dude!
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12points

#16

What would feed a bratty cow?
Spoiled milk.
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#17

How would you address the queen of cows?
Your Moojesty.
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#18

123 Udderly A-moo-sing Cow Jokes
Where do cows go on their days off?
To a moo-seum.
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12points

#19

What is a cow’s favorite movie series?
Steer Wars.
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#20

What is as big as a cow but weighs nothing?
His shadow.
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