Not really gone and never to be forgotten is the Covid-19 pandemic that we’ve been living through for the past three years. Yes, dang it, three years already! Like the coronavirus itself - not really gone and not really forgotten - the silly jokes dedicated to the topic still hold their ground. And, not to be the harbinger of bad news, we think they might still come in handy during the next cold season. Anyhoo, shouldn’t we skip to a bit more cheerful topic? Oh, wait, here it is - a list dedicated to covid jokes, and covid jokes only!
Some of these coronavirus jokes, that went so viral just a few years back, have now gained a whole new meaning. Remember what they say about each joke having a grain of truth? Well, it turns out that jokes about returning back to the office or taking up new healthy habits are now completely true! And still funny! A rare thing, indeed. These funny covid jokes are also still quite unique even though the topic has been talked and talked about. And what’s better than original jokes about a hackneyed topic? Well, loads of things, but considering the silly nature of the question, let’s just agree that nothing is more fun!
So, are you ready to revisit the topic of covid jokes once again? If so, check out our list of the best covid jokes the pandemic has spawned - they are just a bit further down! And, once you are there, do not forget to give your vote for the most hilarious joke on this list.
#1
After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my house but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason.
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#2
The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
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#3
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog — we laughed a lot.
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#4
OK, so apparently my chance of survival is directly reliant upon how much common sense the rest of the world has?
You have to be joking me.
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#5
Never in my wildest of wild dreams did I ever think I would go up to a bank teller and request money with a mask on.
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#6
Chuck Norris has been exposed to coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for 14 days.
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#7
What do you call someone whose life didn’t change after quarantine?
An introvert.
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#8
Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
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#9
The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors.
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#10
If you use your stimulus check to buy baby chicks, then you got the money for nothing and the chicks for free.
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#11
I would make a COVID-19 joke, but it would be tasteless.
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#12
In nine months time there is going to be a baby boom and 12 years later we will witness the arrival of the quaranteens.
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#13
My mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by lying in bed all day. But look at me now, ma! I’m saving the world!
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#14
Having trouble staying at home?
Shave your eyebrows off.
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#15
Back in my day, you would cough to cover up a fart. Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.
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#16
Going to ask my mom if the offer to slap me into next year still stands.
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#17
What do you call grabbing your packages from the front porch?
The day’s outdoor activities.
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#18
Hang on, you are telling me that they don't have a cure for a disease that can be killed with soap?
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#19
They said you had to wear a mask at the grocery store. They should have mentioned clothes, too.
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#20
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received from the staff in the last 10 years.
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