All of us—well, most of us—love to travel. Seeing new places, meeting new people, and feeling a whirlwind of emotions whenever you find yourself somewhere you have never been before or return to a place you hold dear in your heart.
Each country—and even every city—has its own vibe and some characteristics that make it unique. Often, the same traits are also grounds for jokes. Making funny jokes about countries and their various features is absolutely fine as long as you aren’t rude to anyone.
Always remember that it is somebody’s homeland, and what seems really funny to you might be insulting to them. That being said, it doesn’t mean you should never tell jokes in company. Funny jokes or puns about countries are a great way to break the ice, spend time, and even get to know each other better.

Hilarious Puns About Countries That Travel Beyond Boundaries
Country puns can range from great subtle humor to country dad jokes and everything in between. You may even throw in some adult puns every now and then—just make sure it is appropriate for the audience. You don’t have to be a geography expert to make or even understand funny country jokes, but knowing something about the world and having some traveling experience definitely enhances the quality of the jokes.
So whether you are a seasoned traveler, are just planning your first trip, or are a dedicated geography enthusiast, enjoy this collection of funny country jokes we gathered for you.
#1
A British man is visiting Australia. The customs agent asks him, “Do you have a criminal record?” The British man replies, “I didn’t think you needed one to get into Australia anymore.”
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#2
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
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#3
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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#4
Germany and France go to war. Who loses?
Belgium.
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#5

One day Canada will rule the world…
Then you’ll all be sorry.
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#6
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
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#7

England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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#8
Amsterdam is a lot like the Tour de France. Just a lot of people on drugs riding bikes.
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#9
I asked my friend in North Korea how he was. He said he can’t complain.
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#10

How do you get a Canadian to apologize?
Step on their foot.
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#11
What do you call a vegan Viking?
A Norvegan!
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#12
How does every Russian joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
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#13
Which country’s capital is growing the fastest?
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
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#14
Want to hear a Swedish joke?
Nevermind. There’s Norway I could Finnish it.
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#15
What happened to the American who went to the hospital with a broken leg?
He went broke.
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#16

What does the Loch Ness monster eat?
Fish and ships.
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#17
I have a Russian friend who’s a sound technician.
And a Czech one too. A Czech one too.
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#18
What do you call a bee that lives in America?
A USB.
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#19
Why haven't Americans changed their weighing method from pounds to kilograms?
Because they don't want mass confusion!
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#20
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman enter a bar. The Englishmen wanted to go, so they all had to leave.
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