Who could resist a corny joke or two once in a while? Not us, for sure, because we do love some lame jokes that make you laugh purely because of their silliness and obviousness. Similar, probably, only to dad jokes, but let’s stick to ‘corny’ here.
So, while you might know what a corny joke is, do you know how the term ‘corny’ came to be? As with anything, there are quite a few theories here. For instance, there’s one that relates to folk from the US rural areas, known to city folk as the corn-fed contingent.
And everything unsophisticated and funny only to farmers was called ‘corny,’ hence the corn-fed part. Another theory (it’s a good one) also stems from the rural parts of the US.
Here, the theory states that farmers used to get a seed catalog ‘enriched’ by some heavy-handed, totally obvious, and absolutely bad jokes. And since they were published in a seed magazine, ‘corny’ just stuck!
Okay, so now we know the probable story of the term corny, so why don’t we check out the cheesy jokes themselves? We’re pretty sure you’re going to laugh your socks off because of their pure stupidity! Yet, even in your throes of laughter, do not forget to give these stupid jokes your vote and share this article with your friends.
#1
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
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#2
Due to quarantine, I will only be telling inside jokes!
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#3
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
Ketchup.
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#4
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It waved.
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#5
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
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#6
What do you call an alligator detective?
An investi-gator.
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#7
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poke her face!
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#8
Why did the tomato blush?
He saw the salad dressing.
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#9
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light?
Don’t look, I’m changing!
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#10
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
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#11
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his snack?
He was shellfish.
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#12
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
He wanted to find Pluto!
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#13
Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?”
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#14
What do you call an American bee?
USB!
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#15
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
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#16
Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
Because he's always lion.
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#17
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All of the fans left.
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#18
What kind of jewellery do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold!
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#19
Why don’t ants get sick?
Because they have anty bodies!
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#20
Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?
He was stuck in a vicious cycle.
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