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30 Of The Best Pearls Of Wisdom, As Shared By These Friendly Internet Cooks
FoodMAY 22, 2022

30 Of The Best Pearls Of Wisdom, As Shared By These Friendly Internet Cooks

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Watching cooking shows is a guilty pleasure of ours. There’s nothing like looking at delicious food and enjoying the rush of a world-class kitchen to inspire you to cook something fancier than mac and cheese. But things don’t have to be as dramatic and fiery as a TV show with an overly-angry chef (“It’s RAW!") to help us up our cooking game. For instance, we’re big fans of down-to-earth friendly advice that we find online.
Redditor u/boogerflinger served up a delicious thread over on r/AskReddit when they asked the site’s resident chefs to share their most useful tips and tricks. It’s the kind of kitchen wisdom that pretty much everyone should know. From putting in the effort to prep all of your ingredients beforehand and not crowding the frying pan with food to awesome hacks on cooking a good steak and more!
You’re almost guaranteed to start feeling hungry while reading this list. So make sure you’ve got a snack or two to tide you over till you can rush to the kitchen and try all of these cooking tips out yourselves, Pandas. Upvote the advice you thought was the most helpful, and share your own cooking hacks in the comments. There’s really only one left to say: bon appétit.
Talented and well-known pie artist Jessica Leigh Clark-Bojin, the author of 'Pies Are Awesome' was kind enough to share with Bored Panda some of her wisdom about creating contrasting taste profiles and how to cut back on overwhelming sweetness in recipes. She revealed to us that one of her personal pet peeves is when desserts end up being overly sweet. One-note flavors aren't all that impressive. And no matter how much we love sweet foods (and trust us, we do! Guess who's munching on a chocolate chip cookie right now?), it's pretty darn boring if that's the only thing going on.
"If your recipe calls for a just bonkers amount of sugar, you want to offset that with something bold like a big citrus hit, daring amount of spice, or other strong component like really dark chocolate or something new and exotic to your guests’ palates," she said how bakers can turn the overwhelming sweetness into something far more interesting. "On the flip side, when you are working with more delicate, subtle flavors like magnolia petals or certain roasted nuts, you really want to go easy on the sweetness so the 'star flavors' get their moment in the sun!" Scroll down for the full interview if you want to learn what taste contrasts work and which ones will probably end up befuddling your guests' palates.

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30 Of The Best Pearls Of Wisdom, As Shared By These Friendly Internet Cooks
Wash your god damn hands
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According to baking expert, TV pie judge, and author Jessica, making a mistake in the kitchen isn't the end of the world. For instance, if you add way too much sugar to your recipe, you could solve the problem by cutting down the portion size for your guests. Or you could pair the dessert with something far less sweet, maybe even something with a savory taste profile.

"For example, if your pie filling is too sweet, you can still use it in hand pies with an unsweetened crust because the ratio of crust to filling is much higher in something akin to a pop tart and your guests won't be getting a giant mouth full of diabetes like they would with a traditional deep dish pie. Or even skip the pie crust altogether and serve your mega sweet filling drizzled over some brie on a cracker! Won't your friends think you’re posh…," Jessica explained how a good imagination and some flexibility can turn any challenge or disaster into an opportunity.

The pie artist herself opened up to Bored Panda and told us that she's a big fan of pairing sweet flavors with sharp, sour notes. For instance, you could pair tart cherries with chocolates, sautée Granny Smith apples in brown sugar syrup, etc.

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30 Of The Best Pearls Of Wisdom, As Shared By These Friendly Internet Cooks
A falling knife has no handle.
Forever true. Don't learn this one the hard way.
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30 Of The Best Pearls Of Wisdom, As Shared By These Friendly Internet Cooks
EDIT: YES I KNOW ABOUT RICE COOKERS AND I OWN ONE, BUT THIS IS STILL A TIP.
Stop lifting the lid off of a pot of rice.
Look at me. LOOK. AT. ME.
STOP TAKING THE LID OFF THE GODDAMN RICE. YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT MUSHY OR CRUNCHY RICE AND IT'S EITHER BECAUSE YOU DON'T MEASURE OR YOU WON'T LEAVE THE LID ALONE.
The steam cooks the rice, by taking the lid off you RUIN EVERYTHING **FOREVER**
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"This keeps your tastebuds on their toes!" Jessica said. "In general, anything that will create a bit of contrast will help your flavors shine in your dish—a tiny bit of exposure to the opposite flavor always makes the sensation of your key flavor stronger."

The pie artist suggested that you try and blend your sweet tastes with something salty like salted nuts. You could also replace the saltiness with something sour like citrus fruits or even something bitter (e.g. dark chocolate). That way, you'll enhance both flavors. However, try not to go overboard! Experimentation is great, but not when you turn your guests into unwitting guinea pigs.

"Be careful to contrast rather than confuse the palate. You want opposite flavors, not competing flavors. Lemon with sweet cream = good. Lemon with mint or espresso = ummm… probably not."

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30 Of The Best Pearls Of Wisdom, As Shared By These Friendly Internet Cooks
When you're cooking burgers with any method, make a small dent on the top of the patty (right in the center) with your thumb. When they cook, they'll stay completely flat instead of shrinking and getting very tall in the middle
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30 Of The Best Pearls Of Wisdom, As Shared By These Friendly Internet Cooks
No matter what you're pan frying, don't crowd the pan. Get a bigger pan or cook them in batches, but the reason your potatoes and veggies aren't getting brown and crisp is because they're drowning in their own juice!
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30 Of The Best Pearls Of Wisdom, As Shared By These Friendly Internet Cooks
Clean up your station (or kitchen) as you go! You'll become so much more efficient in the kitchen, you'll always have space to work, and you'll have very little cleaning to do when you're finished
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In our personal experience, practice is better than theory when it comes to honing your skills with the knife, spoon, and pan. It’s one thing to understand how flavor profiles work and the dozen+ different uses of butter on a theoretical level, it’s something else entirely to get the results you want when you’re sweating from all the effort.

In short, we feel that the very best chefs, bakers, and food experts are the ones who learn from their mistakes and strive to get better every single day. As opposed to folks who order in pizza, watch pro chefs messing up on TV, and mumble ‘how could you make such an obvious mistake, I could have done better than that’ in between mouthfuls. We salute everyone who burns their eggs and overcooks their rice, and sees every mistake as a valuable lesson.

The fact is that many of us have lots of misconceptions about food. We tend to ‘inherit’ them from the people who raised them. If your parents or grandparents used to cook food a specific way with very particular ingredients, odds are that you’ll follow in their footsteps without thinking too much about whether or not it’s the ‘right’ or ‘best’ way to do things.

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30 Of The Best Pearls Of Wisdom, As Shared By These Friendly Internet Cooks
FLIP THE KNIFE OVER and use the back of it to shove stuff into a pot, not the sharp side
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Dull knives are more dangerous than sharp knives.
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#9

Buy local! Food grown locally will almost always taste better than something grown and shipped half way across the globe. Plus it supports the farmers in your area. Check out when the farmers markets are and get to know the farmers and they will take care of you.
Also get to know your butcher, he will guide you through the world of meat better than any book or website if he's any good.
Pork ftw.
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Talented pie artist and food expert Jessica recently explained to Bored Panda the link between culinary knowledge and traditions.

“Culinary knowledge is usually passed down generationally. If that’s how your mum/dad/gran did it, that’s how you do it. There’s a lot of, ‘If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it’ mentality around the dinner tables of the world,” she said that people can’t tell what the ‘correct’ version of a dish tastes like if, well, they haven’t tried it out. You can’t say that something’s ‘wrong’ if you don’t have anything to compare it to.

“And even then, due to warm fuzzy nostalgic feelings the foods of our youth often invoke, some people may prefer the ‘incorrect’ version. Overcooked pasta just like mother used to make!” Jessica said that there are a lot of feelings of nostalgia hidden in each bite of a meal cooked in a very particular way.

“Of course, there is a line between ‘sub-optimal’ and ‘inedible’ when it comes to food. But if no one is puking up a lung or dying of obvious malnutrition, most busy parents don’t see much of an impetus to change,” the food expert told Bored Panda.

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30 Of The Best Pearls Of Wisdom, As Shared By These Friendly Internet Cooks
Use weight--not volume--to measure ingredients for baking.
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30 Of The Best Pearls Of Wisdom, As Shared By These Friendly Internet Cooks
Peel your carrots.
Not everything needs to be on high heat.
A good chef knife will be the only tool you really need for home cutting.
Save your bacon fat.
Soups are the best way to use leftovers.
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30 Of The Best Pearls Of Wisdom, As Shared By These Friendly Internet Cooks
Season everything. Making chicken alfredo? Season the chicken, season the pasta, and season the sauce. Never assume that one flavor element will permeate the whole dish. The difference between a $1 plate of pasta and a $12 plate of pasta is putting the right amount of salt in the water
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One thing’s for sure, our understanding of what’s healthy and what isn’t tends to follow fads. For instance, Jessica noted that when she was a kid, butter was “the enemy.” Meanwhile, at that same time, muffins were “the epitome of healthy diet food.” Imagine eating a 1k calorie bran muffin, “slathered in margarine,” with a cup of black coffee while thinking it’s incredibly healthy.

“There are certainly some historical food misconceptions that have done a lot of harm. The vilification of fat by the sugar lobby in the 1960s is a big one that springs to mind, as well as the whole ‘eating a giant bowl of glorified marshmallows is a-ok for breakfast’ phase,” the cooking expert said.

“Outside of broad societal attitudes towards certain foods and diets, there are a number of common everyday cooking mistakes that people make in the preparation of their food—our handling of rice and pasta are high on the list here—but outside of food safety violations, I tend to be pretty sanguine about these things,” she said that as long as there’s nothing dangerous to one’s health, we shouldn’t be too stressed about it. Unless we want to make something taste far better, of course!

“No one ever died from over-cooked pasta, or vegetables boiled within an inch of their life. Sure, they’re missing out on a heightened culinary experience, but do you really want to be ‘that guy?’ I know I’m not going to tell my grandma how to perfect her pasta boiling technique (and if you knew my grandma, you wouldn’t either!),” Jessica quipped.

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30 Of The Best Pearls Of Wisdom, As Shared By These Friendly Internet Cooks
A chef taught me that sprinkling pepper onto strawberries makes them taste like strawberry-flavoured candy. I tried it and definitely recommend it.
109points

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When you're cooking... COOK. Don't read, text, talk on the phone, watch a movie or anything else. Those couple of extra minutes when you're not paying attention was when you burned the bottom of the sauce and now it tastes like an ashtray.
When you hear people who make some great food talk about Love being the special ingredient. They mean it. They love cooking. They love making food that people enjoy. They love seeing happy faces. They love to eat good food.
You can't have all of that while you're watching a rerun of CSI and letting your cookies burn into something that explodes into dust when you try to bite into them.
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30 Of The Best Pearls Of Wisdom, As Shared By These Friendly Internet Cooks
Garlic makes everything better.
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30 Of The Best Pearls Of Wisdom, As Shared By These Friendly Internet Cooks
Salads are hard to make absolutely delicious without lots of dressing, but when you chop up juicy vegetables for a salad — like tomatoes, peppers, or cucumber — salt them before you add them to the salad. It'll remove some of the excess moisture so things don't get soggy, and it'll brighten up the whole salad without making it salty
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Tip #1
You can make popcorn in the microwave with just kernels, a bowl, olive oil, salt, and plastic wrap. It is way healthier than bags, cheaper, and the oil makes it super crunchy.
Place kernels in bowl. Drizzle half a teaspoon of oil on the kernels and add a pinch of fine salt. Mix. Cover top of bowl with plastic wrap. Poke a couple of small holes with your fingers. Cook on high 1.5 minutes.
Tip #2
If making a grilled cheese, butter your bread with softened butter, not melted butter. The fats solids emulsified in the butter when sufficiently toasted with the bread makes for much better flavor. Also, make sure all ingredients in your grilled cheese is room temp before cooking. Cheese will be less likely to separate and the sandwich itself will cook more evenly.
Tip #3
If boiling vegetables or pasta, make sure to salt the water. It makes the pasta taste better and the vegetables brighter in color. Cook both these slightly underdone because carryover cooking occurs even after taking it off the heat.
(edit) tip: Never, ever wash your pasta under cold tap water after straining it. It will taste horrible and lose its texture, even if using it for pasta salad. If you need your pasta to cool, spread on a baking sheet. You can use a drizzle of oil so it won't stick together after cooling.
(Edit #2) Yes, I know you can use the stove instead of the microwave. For me, the microwave is faster and a quicker clean up because I can put the bowl in the dishwasher after. I hand wash all my pans carefully so would rather not use them for this, especially since I like to eat plain popcorn almost every day. Also, easier to control against burning and you don't have to stand next to it when using the microwave. I don't worry about plastic wrap because it's not actually touching the food when it's hot and none of my research has shown that plastic wrap nowadays releases plasticizers in damaging amounts to do anything. I'm a chef, yeah, but at home I'm really lazy.
(Edit #3) TIL: The people of reddit take popcorn and grilled cheese very seriously.
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30 Of The Best Pearls Of Wisdom, As Shared By These Friendly Internet Cooks
Don't overthink your recipes. Instead of trying to make everything as fancy as possible (and use as many impressive ingredients as you can), just learn how to shop for quality ingredients. Food doesn't have to be fancy or complicated to taste good. A simple recipe made with quality ingredients and proper technique is almost always better than being fancy
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30 Of The Best Pearls Of Wisdom, As Shared By These Friendly Internet Cooks
If your cutting board keeps slipping around the counter, put a wet towel or paper towel under it to keep it in its place. It'll make your chopping process much safer than it would be otherwise!
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30 Of The Best Pearls Of Wisdom, As Shared By These Friendly Internet Cooks
Always, ALWAYS taste your food while cooking. I always have like 5 spoons beside me while cooking. This allows you to accurately adjust seasoning, flavours, and cooking time.
It is tough at first to know what to adjust, but you get better at it with time and it will really improve the quality of food you make (especially over-salting).
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