
Victoria Bard
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I'm a quirky, old-fashioned storyteller with a love of adventure.

Victoria Bard · commented on 6 posts
over 1 year ago

Now I'm inclined to take five of each

Victoria Bard · published a post
almost 2 years ago

Victoria Bard · upvoted 8 items
almost 2 years ago

Muppet Treasure Island! Clue!

Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!

Victoria Bard · upvoted 16 items
about 2 years ago

We have similar stories regarding our Klaaarg's. Mine became to overbearing, corrupt, and demanding that I eventually had to restrain them. Unfortunately, my Klaaarg escaped, leaving only a wilted, half-eaten flower as a warning, and I have looked over my shoulder in fear ever since.

The worst part was when you took the batteries out, Klaaarg would still demand flowers. Long story short, Klaaarg is my overlord now. Must go to get more flowers, won't be commenting for a while.

Victoria Bard · commented on 5 posts
about 2 years ago

Go stabby stabby on the yucky yucky

Victoria Bard · submitted 3 posts
about 2 years ago

Victoria Bard · published a post
about 2 years ago

