
Confused Capybara
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I am a Capybara. (Vague happy capybara noises)

Confused Capybara · upvoted 3 items
about 2 months ago

A month of this for a single prank?? What the hell

Jury isn't out on that just yet. Turns out he has a witness.

Confused Capybara · commented on 3 posts
about 2 months ago

For a bit of extra context, the image is a frame from the film Midsommar, where these tourists go to a swedish commune and watch as the elders commit ritual s.u.i.c.i.d.e. This implies the same happens with programmers.

He worked at JP Morgan and claimed his female boss manipulated and assaulted him. It didn't actually happen, and he was bitter about being fired, but the fact that everyone thought he was "too ugly" is disturbing.

Confused Capybara · upvoted 6 items
2 months ago

Pretty sure the context is sarcastic.

Weird that he has his own parking space, but I guess Richard O'Brien deserves it.

Confused Capybara · commented on 6 posts
3 months ago

d r u n k a r d

Actually an alright build! (Zany Joker, D******d, Ice Cream, and Card Sharp, for any Balatro fans.)

Confused Capybara · upvoted 5 items
4 months ago
It's just Groundhog Day, not Groundhog's.

1. Absolutely not 'karma'. 2. Nasty teacher.

Confused Capybara · commented on 2 posts
8 months ago

Yes, obviously nothing positive whatsoever happens in the US.

"Godzilla had a stroke reading this and died"

Confused Capybara · upvoted 7 items
8 months ago

Precocious puberty.

And all the perpetrators got released

Confused Capybara · commented on 4 posts
9 months ago

"SSSSSSSSSomebody stop me! Please..."

"It won't be a stylish marriage..."

Confused Capybara · commented on 2 posts
9 months ago

Again, swap the genders in this joke. Is it still funny?

And then everyone in the conference room clapped

Confused Capybara · upvoted 2 items
9 months ago

Straight women hit on gay men all the time.

I wish someone would bring me flowers