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Surly Scot

Surly Scot

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Desperately searching for something...I've just forgotten what the hell it is.

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1 day ago

Tom Cruise's Incredible Transformation Hailed As Oscar-Worthy After Trailer For Next Movie Drops
Tom Cruise's Incredible Transformation Hailed As Oscar-Worthy After Trailer For Next Movie Drops

Having a oscar worthy make up doesn't mean he's suddenly something else than a one trick pony 🙄

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4 days ago

Striking Comparison Between Charlize Theron And Anne Hathaway Provokes Discussion On Beauty Standards
Striking Comparison Between Charlize Theron And Anne Hathaway Provokes Discussion On Beauty Standards

Comparing a woman who's pregnant and probably on a diet of eating EVERYTHING, with a woman who's always been very athletic, has a leaner diet, and has hit an age where her body doesn't hold fat the same way....I give up with humans. Leave both of them alone, they're still physically fitter and more gorgeous than half of us keyboards monkeys hurling a***e. Get a hobby.

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Surly Scot · commented on 4 posts

10 days ago

“Flat Earthers Aren’t Ready For This”: 75 Funny Posts That Show Why Cringe Humor Has No Limits
“Flat Earthers Aren’t Ready For This”: 75 Funny Posts That Show Why Cringe Humor Has No Limits

i have a 1976 Ford E-350 Econoline sitting outside doing nothing. I believe this is my new prank.

“In Your Country, Is There Any Situation That Foreigners Would Completely Misunderstand?” (47 Answers)
“In Your Country, Is There Any Situation That Foreigners Would Completely Misunderstand?” (47 Answers)

Same thing when moving to USA, they test out the air raid sirens or sound them if there's severe incoming weather. I'd never heard one in person, only on war movies etc. First time i heard it, my PTSD from playing Silent Hill had me piddling in my wee booties thinking we're all about to be bombed.

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Surly Scot · upvoted 2 items

12 days ago

Paris Deputy Mayor Blames Americans For Europe’s Climate Crisis As Heat Wave Casualty Toll Reaches 1,300
Paris Deputy Mayor Blames Americans For Europe’s Climate Crisis As Heat Wave Casualty Toll Reaches 1,300

France doesn’t not have Ac because the don’t care alot of EU countries have buildings that wee predate the age of the US as a whole. More buildings are made of stone and brick creating thicker walls and smaller windows that don’t accommodate window units. Along with a real nightmare if even a possibility of running line sets, it’s not lack of judgement or care, it’s actually an Infrastructural problem. ( coming from someone who’s been in plumbing heating and A/C for 20 yrs)

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26 days ago

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Surly Scot · commented on 5 posts

about 1 month ago

34 Scam Examples That Show America Is Living In A Completely Different Reality From Everyone Else
34 Scam Examples That Show America Is Living In A Completely Different Reality From Everyone Else

Learn to stream for free. Yarrlist, has lists of sites that hold free streams. Spend 10mins searching for the stream you need, and make sure to have at least 2 pop-up blockers. The only one I pay for is Netflix cus they have the best content, and i'm happy to give them my money so they keep producing good content. The rest of the providers like Hulu, peacock etc. I just watch their stuff for free via Yarrlist. Its ludicrous to think we can pay for all these different memberships.

Size Of Offender's Manhood Can't Justify Indefinite Detention, South Carolina Top Court Rules
Size Of Offender's Manhood Can't Justify Indefinite Detention, South Carolina Top Court Rules

When you mess with a child, you've voted yourself off the mortal coil. It's time we stopped having limp spines terminating any child se.xual predator after their 1st offence. No second chances to reoffend.

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Surly Scot · upvoted 2 items

about 1 month ago

"My Son Wants To Fly The Airplane": Flight Crew Shocked After Wealthy Woman Gets Aggressive
"My Son Wants To Fly The Airplane": Flight Crew Shocked After Wealthy Woman Gets Aggressive

You ever been in a cockpit before? No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. You ever seen a grown man naked?

60 Freaky Scientific Facts That Sound Fake But Aren’t

it causes humans to run straight toward any cat they see while calling pspsps and trying to pet it.

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Surly Scot · commented on 6 posts

2 months ago

59 Things That Made This Norwegian Woman Raise An Eyebrow About The United States
59 Things That Made This Norwegian Woman Raise An Eyebrow About The United States

DMV hands out licenses like candy. I lied that at 37yrs old I'd been driving on a british license my whole life, but I lost it and need an American license (lie, never driven in my life). My driving test was 3 right hand turns around the block and back into the parking lot, handed a shiny new license. No f*cking way you'd get away with that in the UK.

59 Things That Made This Norwegian Woman Raise An Eyebrow About The United States
59 Things That Made This Norwegian Woman Raise An Eyebrow About The United States

I miss my homeland and people so much, i read a comment you wrote yesterday "if ye were a hamster", i heard it in the Scottish accent and honestly choked up a bit with longing nostalgia, only met 2 scotsfolk in 15yrs in USA. I need to GTFO of this hel*hole and back to Glasgow.

Surly Scot

Surly Scot · upvoted 3 items

2 months ago

59 Things That Made This Norwegian Woman Raise An Eyebrow About The United States
59 Things That Made This Norwegian Woman Raise An Eyebrow About The United States

this is one of the good things to be fair, Scottish ppl are like this too.

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Surly Scot · commented on 10 posts

3 months ago

A Woman Cleaned The Bathroom And Ended Up Losing Her Life, Here’s What Happened
A Woman Cleaned The Bathroom And Ended Up Losing Her Life, Here’s What Happened

Confused me too. How would diluting the bleach with just water make it toxic to breathe?

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Surly Scot · upvoted 5 items

3 months ago

Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal
Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal

Yes-they tell you when you're wrong, or they are angry about something you've said or done, and are quick to judge and accuse or blame. And they never apologise for being wrong, or for blaming the wrong person, or for getting angry without cause. A parent should never be a child's first bully but many of them are, and aren't fit to be parents.