
Surly Scot
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Desperately searching for something...I've just forgotten what the hell it is.

Surly Scot · upvoted an item
1 day ago
Having a oscar worthy make up doesn't mean he's suddenly something else than a one trick pony 🙄

Surly Scot · commented on a post
4 days ago
Comparing a woman who's pregnant and probably on a diet of eating EVERYTHING, with a woman who's always been very athletic, has a leaner diet, and has hit an age where her body doesn't hold fat the same way....I give up with humans. Leave both of them alone, they're still physically fitter and more gorgeous than half of us keyboards monkeys hurling a***e. Get a hobby.

Surly Scot · commented on 4 posts
10 days ago

i have a 1976 Ford E-350 Econoline sitting outside doing nothing. I believe this is my new prank.

Same thing when moving to USA, they test out the air raid sirens or sound them if there's severe incoming weather. I'd never heard one in person, only on war movies etc. First time i heard it, my PTSD from playing Silent Hill had me piddling in my wee booties thinking we're all about to be bombed.

Surly Scot · upvoted 2 items
12 days ago

Unicorn of a man
France doesn’t not have Ac because the don’t care alot of EU countries have buildings that wee predate the age of the US as a whole. More buildings are made of stone and brick creating thicker walls and smaller windows that don’t accommodate window units. Along with a real nightmare if even a possibility of running line sets, it’s not lack of judgement or care, it’s actually an Infrastructural problem. ( coming from someone who’s been in plumbing heating and A/C for 20 yrs)

Surly Scot · commented on a post
26 days ago
No lawsuit? You kidding me?

Surly Scot · commented on 5 posts
about 1 month ago

Learn to stream for free. Yarrlist, has lists of sites that hold free streams. Spend 10mins searching for the stream you need, and make sure to have at least 2 pop-up blockers. The only one I pay for is Netflix cus they have the best content, and i'm happy to give them my money so they keep producing good content. The rest of the providers like Hulu, peacock etc. I just watch their stuff for free via Yarrlist. Its ludicrous to think we can pay for all these different memberships.
When you mess with a child, you've voted yourself off the mortal coil. It's time we stopped having limp spines terminating any child se.xual predator after their 1st offence. No second chances to reoffend.

Surly Scot · upvoted 2 items
about 1 month ago

You ever been in a cockpit before? No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. You ever seen a grown man naked?
it causes humans to run straight toward any cat they see while calling pspsps and trying to pet it.

Surly Scot · commented on 6 posts
2 months ago

DMV hands out licenses like candy. I lied that at 37yrs old I'd been driving on a british license my whole life, but I lost it and need an American license (lie, never driven in my life). My driving test was 3 right hand turns around the block and back into the parking lot, handed a shiny new license. No f*cking way you'd get away with that in the UK.

I miss my homeland and people so much, i read a comment you wrote yesterday "if ye were a hamster", i heard it in the Scottish accent and honestly choked up a bit with longing nostalgia, only met 2 scotsfolk in 15yrs in USA. I need to GTFO of this hel*hole and back to Glasgow.

Surly Scot · upvoted 3 items
2 months ago

this is one of the good things to be fair, Scottish ppl are like this too.

2 weeks lol? Aye, if ye are a hamster.

Surly Scot · commented on 10 posts
3 months ago
Confused me too. How would diluting the bleach with just water make it toxic to breathe?

Rocky from Project Hail Mary.

Surly Scot · upvoted 5 items
3 months ago

It reaches Stargate Command.

Yes-they tell you when you're wrong, or they are angry about something you've said or done, and are quick to judge and accuse or blame. And they never apologise for being wrong, or for blaming the wrong person, or for getting angry without cause. A parent should never be a child's first bully but many of them are, and aren't fit to be parents.