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steven mayes · commented on 5 posts

7 months ago

61 Hilarious Memes That Demonstrate The Superiority Of British Humor
61 Hilarious Memes That Demonstrate The Superiority Of British Humor

Make sure you turn around and wave if you can safely because one day it will be the last time you see them do that.

61 Hilarious Memes That Demonstrate The Superiority Of British Humor
61 Hilarious Memes That Demonstrate The Superiority Of British Humor

About 6 years ago I pulled over to let an ambulance through. I manoeuvred in a very clever way. The driver waved to thank me. It was possibly my proudest moment ever. (They never thank you).

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steven mayes · commented on 3 posts

7 months ago

47 People Who Finally Met Their Karma And It Was Satisfying To Watch (New Pics)
47 People Who Finally Met Their Karma And It Was Satisfying To Watch (New Pics)

The really funny thing is that if the tariffs are returned UPS will get the money not this loser

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steven mayes · commented on 3 posts

8 months ago

30 Peculiar Things That Seem Normal In Some Countries, But Not In The Rest Of The World
30 Peculiar Things That Seem Normal In Some Countries, But Not In The Rest Of The World

We are a contrary lot but we are still the best & the best part is we are getting better & better.

50 Random Memes That Might Make The Day Feel A Bit Lighter
50 Random Memes That Might Make The Day Feel A Bit Lighter

Personally I would be worried about the Alien on the left.

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steven mayes · commented on 3 posts

9 months ago

20 Celebrity Couples Were Never Supposed To Last But They Did
20 Celebrity Couples Were Never Supposed To Last But They Did

Absolutely gorgeous, & she looks good as well.

40 People Reveal The Deep Secrets They’ve Kept From Their Partners For Years
40 People Reveal The Deep Secrets They’ve Kept From Their Partners For Years

I did this for my mum, she was so happy to “find” her gift shop sharks tooth on the beach. When she started telling her friends we had to come clean and tel her what I had done. She thought it was hilarious and enjoyed telling her friends even more.

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10 months ago

"Women Shouldn't Have That Much Money": BF's Mom Demands Lady Split Income With Him, Lady Says No
"Women Shouldn't Have That Much Money": BF's Mom Demands Lady Split Income With Him, Lady Says No

She says she does ethical dog breeding, but then mentions doing cropping (chopping off dog's ears for aesthetic reasons), so...yeah.

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steven mayes · commented on 2 posts

11 months ago

"So What Will You Do? Fire Me?": 35 People Share Their Most Absurd Resignation Stories
"So What Will You Do? Fire Me?": 35 People Share Their Most Absurd Resignation Stories

I don’t, the fact that the manager knew it was a sh1tshow makes it far worse

31 Medical Professionals Share The Most Bizarre Instances When Patients Tried "Self-Treatment"
31 Medical Professionals Share The Most Bizarre Instances When Patients Tried "Self-Treatment"

When I was 10 (54 years ago) a UK optometrist sold my mum glasses for me to wear for £15 (about 1/2 of my dad’s wages). I maintained that my eyesight was fine. My mum got to know another optometrist as a friend. Doing a few simple tests she concluded that my eyesight was perfect and she had been ripped off. Got her money back. My advice, listen to your children and get a second opinion.

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11 months ago

20 “Awful” Physical Transformations Actors Endured For Movie Roles
20 “Awful” Physical Transformations Actors Endured For Movie Roles

So instead of there being actors with different body types that get roles, we reward and are impressed with the most beautiful people on the planet for abusing themselves to the point they jeopardize their health.

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steven mayes · commented on 3 posts

11 months ago

Neighbor Doesn’t Care About Guy’s Requests Not To Block His Driveway, Starts Losing Patience
Neighbor Doesn’t Care About Guy’s Requests Not To Block His Driveway, Starts Losing Patience

What’s the point of reducing the mileage from 320,000 to 260,00 for such an old vehicle? Clearly illegal

45 Times Being Multilingual Totally Paid Off During Awkward Gossip Moments
45 Times Being Multilingual Totally Paid Off During Awkward Gossip Moments

A few years ago I was stopped at a German petrol station, filling up a Luxembourgish car. And fellow traveler came over answering spoke to me in English (he was German). How on earth did he know I was English. I know it’s the universal language but that question perplexed me for years.

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steven mayes · commented on 2 posts

about 1 year ago