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50 Feminist Posts That Call Out The Patriarchy With Zero Mercy

As a gay man, that really made me laugh.

50 Feminist Posts That Call Out The Patriarchy With Zero Mercy

#nohomo #brojobs

63 Brands That Let The Creative Team Loose And Made The Most Hilarious Print Advertisements

In the US these are called Temptations. They seriously are cat cr@ck. One of mine begs for them constantly.

“Kitties Working Hard And Hardly Working”: 109 Delightful Pics Of Working Cats (New Pics)

That looks like an angry grapefruit 😬

64 Times An Attempt Was Made And Ended With An Embarrassing Fail (New Pics)

Which part of this is "Funny" or "Awkward"?

41 Secrets People Would Never Dare To Tell In Real Life, But Can Easily Confess On The Internet

My Great Aunt Margie's macaroni salad. I never liked it, she somehow had the idea I loved it so she'd make it just for me, and I wasn't allowed to tell her so. It doesn't make a lot of sense, I love potato salad, but shudder at the sight of flacid elbow noodles slathered in mayonnaise. I never let on.

50 People Share Awkward Photos Of Their Pets, And The Results Are Pure Comedy Gold

Not awkward, but here is my sadly now passed little girl, judging you! https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/IMGP0003-6919c9a8a1ac4.jpg

And if you shoot one leg with an airsoft gun, they can't run. I only k**l giant ones that are in my house. After seeing a woods spider throw his web & climb my broom I was trying to smush him with, I grabbed my grandson's plastic airsoft gun & managed to shoot one leg, which seemed to paralyze him. I felt bad finishing him off, but he was bigger than my hand & in my house.

These 50 Funny Posts Accurately Voice The Thoughts And Feelings Of All Women

Yeah sorry about that. I gave up trying to be helpful about a decade ago. Now I just say what I see and move on. There's something wonderfully freeing in having zero shïts to give. This was probably unhelpful too...

These 50 Funny Posts Accurately Voice The Thoughts And Feelings Of All Women

And that's o.k. I hope you can make it up to your cat.

50 Unsettling Facts To Think About When You Won't Be Able To Fall Asleep At 3 A.M.

Unless you’re Adriana Smith

“Ratings Are Dropping”: Minnesota Vikings Ignite Controversy After Hiring Male Cheerleaders

This is EXACTLY what I’m saying. I couldn’t have said it better if I tried

50 Unsettling Facts To Think About When You Won't Be Able To Fall Asleep At 3 A.M.

Or they cut the fetus out after he body starts to decay

50 Hilarious Times Confidence Met Reality And Got Wrecked

Sound logic, I approve. If looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and has s*x with both male and female ducks, it's a bisexual duck.