
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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Bouche is a silver tabby who loves to be petted, but hates to be touched. We are working on figuring that out. Audi is a golden tabby who loves pouncing anything that moves, and snuggling. Shyla is a soft can-opener (aka human). She is morbidly obese and spent eleven years in prison. An ex-atheist, she hates organized religion. A comment might come from any of the three, although Bouche generally speaks for both cats. The picture is of Bouche (left) and Audi resting after killing the bathroom rug. There are people complaining about my roleplaying as the cats, and/or about talking about myself too often. Most of the feedback I get is positive, especially from the regulars. I am not going to change my personality to accommodate a few people online whom I do not even know. If you do not wish to see my posts, please feel free to block me. If you use the app, you cannot block from the comment screen. You have to click on my profile, and block me from there. My understanding is that on the website, you can block directly from the comment section, but I use the app, so I am not sure. I do hope that not seeing my comments makes Bored Panda a better experience for you.

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! · commented on 3 posts
about 11 hours ago

Well, that's fine.

Actually, they probably are. Pandas aren't known for their cognitive abilities.

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! · commented on 7 posts
2 days ago

I just bat them under the sofa.

A whole group of somewhat adequate soft can-openers.

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! · commented on 9 posts
3 days ago
WET is bad. A far better way to show annoyance is to sit on the floor directly in front of the person, and wash your left hind leg at them.
I didn't know that, and I was born here.

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! · commented on 7 posts
4 days ago

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! · commented on 9 posts
5 days ago

I want some, and so does Audi!

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! · commented on 5 posts
6 days ago
Miss Peregrine, some of your kids escaped!

Imagine going up against a disease as horrible as the plague, with no actual idea what caused it, and being completely unable to help. They were very brave men.


