
Dinosaur
Community MemberI’m just here

Dinosaur · commented on 5 posts
almost 2 years ago

When the house is so big that you need bathrooms for every inch

Great for horror movies

Dinosaur · upvoted 5 items
almost 2 years ago

But they can't afford to water the lawn

What do people think we do when with our friends

Dinosaur · upvoted 3 items
about 2 years ago

So weird. Something really similar happened to me. My Freshman year of highschool my twin brother died, and he played on the football team. There was this one girl who would give me crazy looks everything I said hello to her after that. She must have really missed him. PS: I am joking, my brother sucked at football. Also he wasn't my twin, and he's still alive. The part about girls giving me weird looks is true though

Dinosaur · commented on 16 posts
almost 4 years ago

Your father is facing another inquiry at work.

Extra points for occupying three seats if they’re on the train and snort-laughing obnoxiously.

Dinosaur · upvoted 10 items
almost 4 years ago

I would like to introduce you to a German insult that I feel is very fitting for this type of "person": Der Blitz soll ihn beim scheißen treffen. (Translation: May he be struck by lightning while taking a s**t.) 😡🤬

Dinosaur · published a post
almost 4 years ago

