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Samuel Polák

Samuel Polák

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Samuel Polák

Samuel Polák · upvoted 2 items

over 7 years ago

Dutch Man Built A $1.6 Million Ark With A Stunning Interior
Dutch Man Built A $1.6 Million Ark With A Stunning Interior

Want to bet that the whole thing is based on a real event in the Bronze Age that got inflated in the telling? I bet there was an actual flood 3000 years ago somewhere around the middle east (the myth is common to the area and first appears in the Epic of Gilgamesh) and that some guys built a raft on which they escaped with their families and their two goats, three chickens and a cow for a couple of days until the flood subsided... Three thousand years later that becoma "all the animals on earth for forty days and forty nights"...

Dutch Man Built A $1.6 Million Ark With A Stunning Interior
Dutch Man Built A $1.6 Million Ark With A Stunning Interior

There are so many ways that Noah's ark wouldn't work. First, four Bronze Age men couldn't build a ship that big without advanced knowledge that wouldn't come along until millennia later. Second, there is no way they could fit two of every species on that vessel, even if they took only representative "kinds" (whatever the hell that means). Third, how did they cross thousands of kilometers, including the barriers of oceans, deserts and mountains, to get to the ark? Fourth, how did those animals eat? Fifth, what about all the poo? Sixth, how could eight people take care of so many critters? Seventh, the ark would not have been seaworthy if it was made of only wood and pitch. Eighth, how did the animals know how to return to whence they came? Ninth, you can't restart a species with just two individuals, however fertile they may be. Tenth, there is not nearly enough water in and around this planet to submerge all of the land to above even the highest mountains. And that's just for starters.

Samuel Polák

Samuel Polák · upvoted 4 items

about 8 years ago

This 5-Year-Old's Birthday Present For His Dad Is Going Viral, And 'Calvin And Hobbes' Fans Will Love It
This 5-Year-Old's Birthday Present For His Dad Is Going Viral, And 'Calvin And Hobbes' Fans Will Love It

This is bloody Genius. Now just give the kid a stuffed (or pet) tiger and it'll be perfect. :D

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Samuel Polák · commented on 6 posts

over 8 years ago

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Samuel Polák · upvoted 12 items

about 9 years ago

Samuel Polák

Samuel Polák · commented on 7 posts

over 9 years ago

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over 9 years ago

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about 10 years ago

100 Ridiculous Reasons Why Kids Cry
100 Ridiculous Reasons Why Kids Cry

darth vader was good guy in the end

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over 10 years ago