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Portia the Pretty Mess

Portia the Pretty Mess

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I’m an aspiring artist and writer stuck in the body of a nurse. A 48 year old single mom, I’ve survived cancer, heroin addiction, domestic assault and 4 teenagers, 3 of which were girls. I’m pretty sure I’m also a cat. My life is like a rollercoaster, everyone is screaming, once you’re on you’re stuck and there’s nowhere to pee. It’s exhilarating though. You only have one life, make it worth gossiping about when you’re gone! Always ready for a new adventure so give me some ideas!

Portia the Pretty Mess

Portia the Pretty Mess · commented on 7 posts

almost 4 years ago

Hey LGBTQ Pandas, What Is One Of Your Pride Pet Peeves? (Closed)

My mom still says it’s a phase. I was 14 when I came out but I always knew. Over 35 years is a hell of a long phase.

Portia the Pretty Mess

Portia the Pretty Mess · published 2 posts

almost 4 years ago