Phoenix Hocking

Burglar Hangs Up Woman’s Laundry, Stocks Her Fridge, And Mops The Floor Before Leaving

That's actually really sad. He wasn't going to hurt anybody. He was hungry. Hopefully, he can get some help while he's in jail. Wishful thinking, that.

Dad Overhears A Conversation Between His New Wife And His Son, Cancels The Mother’s Day Celebration He’d Planned

If you do decide to split from your wife over this hateful behavior, please don't let your son think it's his fault. Because he might.

Plus-Sized Woman Points Out 10 Things Skinny People Are Allowed To Do But She Is Scrutinized For

I recently had a slight injury (hamstring), and I told my doctor on the phone that I did look at the back of my leg to see if it was discolored, because we were ruling out a blood clot. He asked if it was, and said, "No, it's just my old fat leg." He laughed, but it was a laugh WITH me kind of laugh, not a laugh AT me kind of laugh. I love my doctor. As for being fat...yeah, I'm a little self-conscious, especially when it comes to clothes, but I have no problem eating in public. I truly do not care what anybody thinks about what I'm eating or how I look. I've been fat off-and-on for pretty much all of my adult life, and I'm 75 now. I did lose weight, but that's because I wanted to avoid knee replacement surgery. I'm eating healthier foods now, not so much processed foods, and practically no sugar, but that's only because I feel better when I cut the c**p out of my diet.

50 Funny And Relatable Gen X Posts Other Generations Probably Won’t Understand

That would be me...

People Are Pointing Out What Double Standards They’re Tired Of (35 Answers)

Completely agree! One man in my apartment complex goes topless all the time, and believe me, nobody wants to see that.

The "This Is Why I Don't Do Potlucks" Facebook Group Shares The Worst Dishes Someone Had The Audacity To Serve (40 New Pics)

Would HAVE, not would OF

30 People Share Things That Just Aren't As Fun As They Used To Be

People.