Onion rings like to make your breath smelly

50 People Who Learned To Think Twice Before Correcting Someone, As Shared By The 'People Incorrectly Correcting Other People' Facebook Page

A girl I played hockey with in high school slipped and fell on her skate. Skate, unfortunately, went all up in her. (Poor girl, I still wince in pain thinking about it) She had her mother check it out. "Broke" her hymen. She had no choice. She had to marry the skate. Haven't talked to her since high school, but I hear they are still very happy together.

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What about blind people? How does colour or shape help them?

50 Ridiculous Real-Life Stories People Could Have Sworn Were Fake, As Shared By "Sadly, This Is Not The Onion" Community

the facial expression says it all

50 Funny, Weird, And Ridiculous Things That Actually Exist On Amazon, As Shared By This Online Group

yea maybe *too* stretch....