
ELMO
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I’m Elmo

ELMO · upvoted 7 items
almost 2 years ago

"intimate assault"? What in the name of the Orwellian language police is that? . Don't be afraid to say the word r-a-p-e (cuz THAT'S what it is), even if the idiotic censors won't let you.

ELMO · upvoted 33 items
over 2 years ago

So. Much. Catnip. Can. Hear. Colours. All of them....

Uh, Susan? This mouse seems rather large. I need your assistance. And hurray! It’s eating my precious food!
