Em the Bored Lord
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Em the Bored Lord · commented on 20 posts
almost 5 years ago
We can’t bust heads like we used to—but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don’t go anywhere like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones. (Also Grandpa Simpson)
Em the Bored Lord · upvoted 20 items
almost 5 years ago
Wouldn't be great if we die and go to a magic forest while we wait for our next family to be ready for us? 😍
Hoot hoot I don’t need a babysitter I’m a big boy house