Bored Panda
Ross “Sarcastic Dad”

Ross “Sarcastic Dad”

Community Member

6posts
1.4Kcomments
2.3Kupvotes
9.5Kpoints

I like dark humor. This is BP, how much more do you really care to know about me?

Ross “Sarcastic Dad”

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” · commented on 21 posts

about 2 years ago

"Get A Lower-Paying Job": 40 Times People Gave Ultimatums That Didn't Work Out For Them
"Get A Lower-Paying Job": 40 Times People Gave Ultimatums That Didn't Work Out For Them

I would LOVE if my wife got promoted and made more than me. It's OUR money, not her and my money. I don't care how the pot grows, as long as it grows.

35 Times The Mandela Effect And Real-Life Glitches Creeped People Out (New Pics)
35 Times The Mandela Effect And Real-Life Glitches Creeped People Out (New Pics)

This is in no way the Mandela Effect. You lost some s**t and then happened to find it.

Ross “Sarcastic Dad”

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” · upvoted 19 items

about 2 years ago

Man Finds Out About Wife’s Secret Racy Photoshoot, Feels Puzzled When She Doesn’t Gift Him The Pics
Man Finds Out About Wife’s Secret Racy Photoshoot, Feels Puzzled When She Doesn’t Gift Him The Pics

She may have had the shoot done and then chickened out about sharing the photos. I've done this with lingerie. Bought on a day with great confidence, and it makes me feel super sexy then when I go to put it on for a surprise, I look at myself in the mirror and decide against. OP should make sure the iPad can't access them though. The kid will soon be old enough to feel strong ick.