
Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
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My name is Mike. I am an Aussie who lives in Perth, Western Australia:)

Michael P (Perthaussieguy) · upvoted 5 items
2 days ago

"Xavier, I'm so wet!"

I mean, it’s pretty realistic. One of the better witness sketches I’ve seen.

Michael P (Perthaussieguy) · commented on a post
3 days ago

My brain had a spasm trying to read this :/

Michael P (Perthaussieguy) · upvoted 3 items
3 days ago

Why is the seat even down when taking aim?

He's afraid of being covered by the spread of algae.

Michael P (Perthaussieguy) · commented on 2 posts
4 days ago

We are all destined to d*e. Our whole time experiencing life is the journey.

'Open relationship' is just another way of saying 'friends with benefits'

Michael P (Perthaussieguy) · upvoted 2 items
4 days ago

That would be something. Imagine him waking up one day with a normal people's brain and going like:"Oh dear god, no!! W*F have I said and done? Why did y'all put up with this?

If only he actually had that level of self-awareness.

Michael P (Perthaussieguy) · upvoted 7 items
7 days ago

Michael P (Perthaussieguy) · commented on a post
7 days ago

Sean Bean has got used to being k****d off in movies.

Michael P (Perthaussieguy) · upvoted 3 items
7 days ago

Most common throughout the southern USA. Texas, Kansas, west to California. Rare to the point of nonexistent in Australia.

I think the cylinder next to them is a door hinge. I'm thinking the wasp is maybe an inch long?

Michael P (Perthaussieguy) · upvoted 2 items
9 days ago

*canned Surströmming enters chat"

Actually, if the current US president was toppled, for any reason, everyone would know because there would be worldwide celebrations and parties.

Michael P (Perthaussieguy) · commented on 2 posts
9 days ago

To be fair, it was in her Barbie house

The Watergate scandal that toppled a President, if happened now, would hardly get more than a few minutes news time with the current administration.

Michael P (Perthaussieguy) · upvoted 6 items
16 days ago

Michael P (Perthaussieguy) · commented on a post
18 days ago

Duh, the guy... 'cos this cow is a cannibal

Michael P (Perthaussieguy) · upvoted 3 items
23 days ago

Michael P (Perthaussieguy) · commented on 2 posts
24 days ago

What about elTrumpo orange?

I don't like birthday parties for myself as I dislike being the centre of attention, it makes me feel uncomfortable and anxious.


