Depresso Espresso The Cat

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I enjoy sinking my claws into my humans face at 3 a.m. and refusing to eat the "food" they give me after politely screaming for it. Watermelon, steak and veggie shavings are my favorite foods. Sarcasm is my entire personality, though I do tolerate a butt scratch once in a while.

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about 3 years ago

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My BFF from HS lives over an hour away (more if there is traffic-Houston). When my kids were little, she always came to my house to visit. She married later in life and had 1 kid. Now I try to go visit her when her schedule allows. And that's why we've been BFFs for 42 years and counting.