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Anthony Elmore

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Anthony Elmore

Anthony Elmore · commented on 7 posts

8 months ago

43 Times Medical Professionals Couldn’t Keep A Straight Face With A Funny Patient
43 Times Medical Professionals Couldn’t Keep A Straight Face With A Funny Patient

When my brother and mother came to visit, I was convinced that the group had m******d them when they left and was convinced the staff would opt to cut me up into pieces as punishment for me being a pain to the group's agenda. I only started to snap out of it when my brother and mother came back repeatedly, though I was sure the group was doing it to let me dread them eventually k*****g them for a while. This state of paranoia and hallucination lasted for days. Days of weighing the merits of s*****e compared to the painful death the group had in store. Worst hospital experience I've ever had. The morale of the story is please turn off the TV if your patient is tripping balls.

43 Times Medical Professionals Couldn’t Keep A Straight Face With A Funny Patient
43 Times Medical Professionals Couldn’t Keep A Straight Face With A Funny Patient

I see a lot of these being people waking up from sedatives or coming down from pain killers and envy them. I had a visit to intensive care this october where I was unconscious for 10 days (complete with atrophy. Still can't walk as as steadily as I once could). When I finally woke up, I was on so many pain killers that I had symptoms I can only describe as schizophrenic. I was convinced the hospital was keeping me hostage by a rogue group of staff that purposely kept patients longer than needed to wrack up bills and would then k**l the patient and write it off as complications to cover their tracks. This came complete with hallucinations that the TV was giving them coded messages to direct them. They were generally thinly veiled messages that would only be interpreted correctly given proper context. On multiple occasions I 'witnessed' them shoot staff that weren't in the group that became inconvenient. I was also convinced this hospital was somewhere in the middle east.

Anthony Elmore

Anthony Elmore · commented on 28 posts

9 months ago

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy FB Memes Shared By This Online Group (New Pics)
50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy FB Memes Shared By This Online Group (New Pics)

With how things are going we're going to have student loan Resentment introduced as a thing before we get student loan forgiveness.

Anthony Elmore

Anthony Elmore · upvoted 5 items

9 months ago

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy FB Memes Shared By This Online Group (New Pics)
50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy FB Memes Shared By This Online Group (New Pics)

It's all about context - neither of the images is in itself offensive, both could be if used in certain ways, although TBH I think the right-hand one is in itself slightly more offensive, it's inherently stereotyping, the "Indian" on its own doesn't really say anything (to me) EDIT: I didn't realise but it seems to be related to some sports teams, and recent controversies about changing their logo, which gives the context I thought was lacking.

50 Painful Pics Of People Proving They Shouldn’t Be Allowed Near A Soldering Iron
50 Painful Pics Of People Proving They Shouldn’t Be Allowed Near A Soldering Iron

Understandable lol we have a schizophrenic friend and honestly he’d probably do something like this too. Actually pretty sad to watch happen to someone, especially someone you care about